therealgenius: (I don't even know and I'm angry.)
Justin Hammer ([personal profile] therealgenius) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-04 03:04 pm
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on the consequences of being a total douchelord

Why do you keep letting people kick me in the face?

[because you deserve it]




You said I was beautiful.

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bloodbrothers: (At Odin’s table near)

[personal profile] bloodbrothers 2012-06-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You look better kicked in the face. [ Kanye shrug. ]
therealgenius: icon from moon, but hammer gets beat down so (Give me my glasses man.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why you gotta hate?]

Yeah, well, you're stark raving mad, so your opinion doesn't mean a thing.
weaverwove: (Default)

[personal profile] weaverwove 2012-06-04 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sorry, Justin, there is a horrible creature here petting your hair. a soft glossy-black leg ruffling that little hair lookit you. ]

A silly sorry un-sunny un-sly, a wreck romp, beautiful full a beaut a kicking thing.

Again!

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know! You should grow a bigger chin, so they break their foot! [Kronk advice was the best advice.]
therealgenius: (You want...another bird?)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, fuck. This has to be one of Loki's kids, right?

Can he just...go Google "giant black widows" real quick? He'll be right back, promise!]

...are you calling me beautiful, uh, spider lady?
therealgenius: (...right.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...are you serious?

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It really works! Yzma lost a lot of shoes that way.
the_phoenix_rises: (10 ||)

[personal profile] the_phoenix_rises 2012-06-04 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should work on being less of a jerk and then she won't want to constantly kick you in the face.
therealgenius: (Checking you out for the last time.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like Yzma has some shitty shoes.
therealgenius: (HAAAY YOU GUUUUYS)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, who are you and what have I done to offend you?

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...uhhh. Don't say that, pal!

You don't want to make Yzma angry. [Kronk blinked dumbly for a bit.]
bloodbrothers: (Shews all false within)

[personal profile] bloodbrothers 2012-06-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Aww, if he hated you, you'd be dead. Take it as a compliment. ]

My opinion means everything, don't pout.
therealgenius: (You see this guy? Fuck this guy.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS NOT A LIFE WORTH LIVING YOU KNOW]

I'm not pouting. I don't think I can pout, the way you kick.
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[personal profile] weaverwove 2012-06-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He falls, a fall, a ever-fall again again before again a beauty spin and him within.

[ now that your hair is a complete mess: patpat. good boy. ]
the_phoenix_rises: (06 ||)

[personal profile] the_phoenix_rises 2012-06-04 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't offended me personally, but human's can't hide much from me.

[She taps her forehead, giving him a knowing expression.]

Dr. Jean Grey.
therealgenius: (The only terrible thing is Tony's breath)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see any Yzma here, so I think I'm good.
therealgenius: (So you just do all the work! Fair right?)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Jeanie, he hasn't run into any mutants just yet.

Please don't telekinesis a boot to the face (please do).]

Sorry, never heard of you. Should I have?
therealgenius: (...not so excite.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is this real life

is this how it's going to be forever?

Spoiler: yes, probably.]

Yeah, getting kicked in the face makes me fall over. Nice observation.
bloodbrothers: (And stops th’ impending stroke)

[personal profile] bloodbrothers 2012-06-04 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YOU WANNA DIE? ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK, PRINCESS. ]

You always get put back together.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but she hides behind stuff. She's real skinny!

...do I get to poke that thing on your nose? [Glasses.]
therealgenius: (Please don't pee on the floor.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[DON'T CALL HIM THAT, CHAZZ, AND DON'T PUT HIS TEDDY BEARS IN YOUR CHAPS]

Not the right way.
Edited 2012-06-04 20:38 (UTC)
therealgenius: (...not so excite.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my God, who let this guy out without an adult?]

No. You don't.

Ever.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kronk had been by himself for a couple of years now and that was probably the reason why he ended up with the world's ugliest cougar. Someone really needed an adult.]

Ohh. Okay. Not even if I give you half of my chocolate surprise muffin?
the_phoenix_rises: (02 ||)

[personal profile] the_phoenix_rises 2012-06-04 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[She smiles and he's going to find his glasses come off his face, but they don't drop to the ground. They just hover in the air.]

I'm only famous in some circles. [She raises up a hand and his glasses come to her.] You're reputation sort proceeds you around this place.
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