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[tesseractking]

Oh, this is a very interesting turn of events, mundane. You should embrace this, not fight it. Fighting will only lead to loss.

I should admit, I did not see this coming... not so quickly, at least. You were always meant to kneel. But you came to me willingly, with a look of steel unlike most others I have seen. You have heart and something else much deeper in there. I can sense it.

Very well, then. I await in anticipation for what your next move will be, mundane. You and I, we can make this place ours.

And you know it in your heart to be true.

Comments

[inventeddice]

That meant to be all cryptic and mysterious, right? Gonna assume so. Anyway, props on delivery, but the hat fucks it all up. Kiiinda looks like you're, uh, a hardcore bullfighting fan or some shit.

Just sayin', might wanna ditch it.

[tesseractking]

I forget how irritable some of you mortals are capable of being.

[inventeddice]

Hey, someone was gonna say something about it sooner or later. I mean, come on, look at it.

[tesseractking]

You are but a dull creature of Earth.

[bindsthedead]

I have found that very few mundanes are inclined to kneel.

[And Sabriel thinks the helmet is ridiculous, but she walks around with a bandolier full of bells.]

[tesseractking]

She would hardly consider it kneeling, but she is bound to me standing or not.

[bindsthedead]

And haven't you considered that you're equally bound to her?

[tesseractking]

It may be, but she still came to me, and that is what makes her only a little more exceptional than the rest of you and your pathetic attempts to pretend that you stand a chance against me.

[therealgenius]

[Ewwwwwww the speeches skeeve Justin right the fuck out, man.]

Do you have any idea how gross you are right now?

[tesseractking]

And tell me, just how gross am I?

[therealgenius]

I'm afraid to, because you'll probably feel really satisfied at someone talking at length about anything to do with you.

[tesseractking]

But you're halfway there. You're here, are you not, having this conversation with me?

[nobodysbishie]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

It's bad enough when you're preachin' on and on about how inevitable humanity's submission is (Here's a hint, Bucko: it's pretty damn evitable), but jerkin' off your mundane while you do it? That's just fucking disgusting.

lmao wow look at this a+ writing...

[tesseractking]

Blame that on the poor syntax of my horrible mundane.

[uncompromise]

[Clint's going to be standing behind Loki (well out of arms reach) making a "yak yak yak" motion with his hand. Petty? Duh.]

[tesseractking]

How very good of you to join me one more, Barton.

[Oh yeah, he knows you're there.]

[uncompromise]

Yeah, well, I thought I heard a blowhard around here.

[Why do you think he's standing out of reach, dude?]

[tesseractking]

Charming. Truly charming.

[theothereight]

This can't be how you actually talk. Is this how you actually talk?

[tesseractking]

Does it bother you, the way I speak to all others below me?

[theothereight]

It bothers me that the guy responsible for the largest death toll in Manhattan’s history carries himself like an understudy in a community theater production of Hamlet.

[tesseractking]

Yes, do continue with your 'witty' insults, certainly they will inspire such change and courage among those around you.

[notsostressfree]

You didn't strike me as the type to take on sidekicks.

[tesseractking]

Sidekicks? Hardly. An alliance is a far better, more apt word here.

[notsostressfree]

No offence to your mundane, but how exactly is an alliance with a single human going to make a difference for you?