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[tesseractking]

Oh, this is a very interesting turn of events, mundane. You should embrace this, not fight it. Fighting will only lead to loss.

I should admit, I did not see this coming... not so quickly, at least. You were always meant to kneel. But you came to me willingly, with a look of steel unlike most others I have seen. You have heart and something else much deeper in there. I can sense it.

Very well, then. I await in anticipation for what your next move will be, mundane. You and I, we can make this place ours.

And you know it in your heart to be true.

Comments

[inventeddice]

That meant to be all cryptic and mysterious, right? Gonna assume so. Anyway, props on delivery, but the hat fucks it all up. Kiiinda looks like you're, uh, a hardcore bullfighting fan or some shit.

Just sayin', might wanna ditch it.

[tesseractking]

I forget how irritable some of you mortals are capable of being.

[bindsthedead]

I have found that very few mundanes are inclined to kneel.

[And Sabriel thinks the helmet is ridiculous, but she walks around with a bandolier full of bells.]

[therealgenius]

[Ewwwwwww the speeches skeeve Justin right the fuck out, man.]

Do you have any idea how gross you are right now?

[tesseractking]

She would hardly consider it kneeling, but she is bound to me standing or not.

[tesseractking]

And tell me, just how gross am I?

[therealgenius]

I'm afraid to, because you'll probably feel really satisfied at someone talking at length about anything to do with you.

[bindsthedead]

And haven't you considered that you're equally bound to her?

[tesseractking]

But you're halfway there. You're here, are you not, having this conversation with me?

[therealgenius]

To err on the side of brevity? You're really gross.

[tesseractking]

It may be, but she still came to me, and that is what makes her only a little more exceptional than the rest of you and your pathetic attempts to pretend that you stand a chance against me.

[tesseractking]

Such a clever, eloquent man you are.

[therealgenius]

I'd hate to flatter you by comparing you to other absolutely disgusting things in a poetic manner.

[bindsthedead]

I am Abhorsen. Do not tell me what I do or do not stand a chance against.

But it is... good that you get along with your mundane. I hope that will still hold true if she finds a game to force you into.

[inventeddice]

Hey, someone was gonna say something about it sooner or later. I mean, come on, look at it.

[tesseractking]

And I am nothing you have ever seen.

Game? No, I do not think that is an option, for the time being at least. If she has plans for me, I know them not.

[tesseractking]

I don't need your words or your flattery to know your thoughts and what lies in your heart.

[tesseractking]

You are but a dull creature of Earth.

[therealgenius]

Someone needs to take the Harry Potter books away from you. Spoiler: Voldemort dies.

[inventeddice]

Welp. Sure got me there. Ouch.

[tesseractking]

[Have an eye roll.]

Another dull creature from Earth.

[bindsthedead]

Perhaps not. What are you?

I suggest you try to find out. Mundanes can have... strange ideas about what is amusing, sometimes.

[therealgenius]

Yeah buddy, Tony Stark's rival is the dullest cow in the pasture, you're right about that.

[tesseractking]

You joke and jest your way through life, thinking that it will save you or distract you from what is most distressing. You, too, will kneel, like the rest of them.

[inventeddice]

Not today, pal. No way in hell you'll see me kneel to some douchebag in bull horns.