Misses her 'friends'

[huddahuddafire]

Hrr hudda.

*She still has her little communicator though.*

When am I going back? I miss my friends. I miss my bench.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

BY A PYRO.

[hasstandards]

Who is gonna keep you watered and walked and make sure ya don't get too cold. Awfully considerate bloke if you ask me.

[not_onyourside]

Who ees probably going to set me on fire eef I get cold!

[hasstandards]

Well, you wouldn't expect 'im to light the bench on fire, now would you?

[not_onyourside]

I do not know what I would expect. Zhey are a Pyro.

[hasstandards]

You can expect one thing, mate. Whatever you do, don't make 'im mad. You wouldn't want to find yourself in hot water.

[not_onyourside]

[If he wasn't tied to a bench, he would punch you in the face.

A lot.]

[hasstandards]

[Oh look, it's time for RED's turn to smirk. Smirking begins... now.]

[not_onyourside]

[Just when he thought he couldn't hate you any more than he already did.

Enjoy that glare.]

[hasstandards]

[He'll be back to pick you up in a few hours. Enjoy all the snuggles you'll be getting.]

[not_onyourside]

[He is internally crying. You are not his favorite person right now.]

[hasstandards]

[In this week's episode of "The Adventures of RED Sniper," he continues to be an insufferable and inconsiderate jerk to even his closest of super secret friends. What will happen? STAY TUNED.]

[not_onyourside]

[He'll be attached to your head and trying to hide under your hat. That's what will happen.]

[hasstandards]

[Use spoiler tags Spy, geez. Some of us haven't see the episode yet.]

[not_onyourside]

[Also Sniper gives him a big hug and tells him he is the best Spy ever. Trufax.]

[hasstandards]

[Somehow, I don't think that actually happens.]

[not_onyourside]

[Well I've already edited the Wikipedia article. So there's no take-backs.]

[hasstandards]

[Because once it's on there, it's apparently true?

Sniper would fix it, but he's lucky he can manage his way around dear_mun. The internet is too complicated for him.]

[not_onyourside]

[Wikipedia doesn't lie. You know who loves technology? THIS GUY. Guess who has millions of followers on his Flickr feed.]

[hasstandards]

[Note: Sniper does not want to know what kind of pictures you have up there. Do not show him.]

[not_onyourside]

[Sends friend request.]

[hasstandards]

[He has no idea how to decline this thing. Hitting the computer isn't helping.]

[not_onyourside]

[Also you shouldn't use your mother's name as your password for everything. It takes the fun out of hacking your accounts.]

[hasstandards]

[If you change his Facebook status to "It's complicated" with Pyro again...]

[not_onyourside]

[Casually clicks something. Whistles innocently.]