Misses her 'friends'

[huddahuddafire]

Hrr hudda.

*She still has her little communicator though.*

When am I going back? I miss my friends. I miss my bench.

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[hasstandards]

[Not enough facepalming in the woooooorld.]

You can't be serious.

[huddahuddafire]

HURRRMPHH HURR BRUNNHUNGH!!

*Yeah. So there.*

[hasstandards]

... You are serious.

[huddahuddafire]

Humph humph!

How is my bench? Does it have snow on it? Do I need to rake?

[hasstandards]

It's nearly summer in Paradise.

[rogueries]

[ christ christ why is he here fire blu pyro crazy monster relaxing — ]




A bench. [ d....eadpan, and ready to disappear asap. dead ringer + spycicle horray. ]

[huddahuddafire]

Hudda! Hurrmph hurr hudd...

*Oh wait. He can't understand her. Hmm. No problem though, she has a communicator. Look at them rubbery hands. Fast as lightning she is. Okay. First letter. T. T ... t.. where is the t...*

The bench in the place without control points. I had one and my pet Spies were on it. But it's not there now.

[rogueries]

[ WHO ARE THESE INCOMPETENT PET SPIES........... ]

And how did you acquire these "pet spies"?

[ if he isn't told he will spook around anyway ]

[huddahuddafire]

I found them in the hospital! I saved them and then put them on the bench so they'd be nice and safe.

*Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr she chased them around until they were terrified and on the verge of collapse, caught them both in a giant rubbery bear hug that nearly killed one of them and then forcibly tied them together on the bench against their will. That's probably closer to the truth.*

[not_onyourside]

Run.

Run while you still can.

[huddahuddafire]

*BLAZE!! Or maybe Flame. She can't remember which one is which. Why aren't you still on the bench like a good little Spy?

Chasing after you now, calling your name. Whichever one it was. COME TO MOMMY.*

[rogueries]

[ judging look tbh ]

How did you live through such shameful days?

[not_onyourside]

Eet was a struggle.

To be fair, she caught me when I had just woken up een a strange world and was still woozy from zhe respawn.

[Stop judging him. He is embarrassed enough.]

[sentryslinger]

Well howdy, Pyro! I was wonderin' when you might show up around here.

[huddahuddafire]

Hnnngieee!!!

*She is so excited. She slow motion runs right into his open arms. It's like a flashback in a movie. There's even a field of flowers and classical music and everything is in soft focus. And they embrace and spin each other round and round and that nice lady from the movie leaps out and tells them the hills are alive with the sound of .. someeethingggggg~~.

That's totally what happens. Except not at all. Because she starts to run, trips, falls on her face with her legs up in the air, looking a bit like deflated beach ball.*

Hnnff.

[sentryslinger]

[Ouch. That looks like it hurt. He can't help but smile at the warm welcome, though. Offering a hand to help you up now.]

I'm glad to see you too, Pyro. You all right? That was some fall you just took.

[huddahuddafire]

*She takes the hand, standing up and hugging the Engineer.*

Hrmmph fnnf.

*N'aww she missed you buddy.*

[red_pyro]

Hrr?

[Look who's here! It's a certain RED pyro! :)]

[huddahuddafire]

*HEY HEY HEY. IT'S YOU. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE HERE AND GETTING TACKLE HUGGED.

Because she loves other Pyros. Even if they're RED. That's one big rubbery squeaky pile of Pyro hug going on right now.*

[red_pyro]

[Hugs you back, even if you're a BLU! :D]

[huddahuddafire]

How have you been? Wanna go roast hot dogs? I missed you!

[crediting]

Maybe little fire witch should take bench back. By force.

[huddahuddafire]

HUDDA!!!

*Yeah. YEAH! That's the plan. She'll show those no good RED's who even thought about looking at her bench. She knows they did. Dirty bench sitting-on REDs!*

How will I get back there?

[crediting]

You break in and break the bones of whoever is sitting on bench right now.

Or burn their flesh. [ ahaha ]

[huddahuddafire]

Oh! I can do that! I'm good at that!

You have more hair than I remember.