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[forthehalibut]

hey
hey
hey mun
you know who doesnt give a crab about how many others want to flounder about tryin to be me
me
i dont care
aint anyfin stoppin you from just messin around
DO IT SUCK-ERFIS)(

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[squeak_squeaker]

...yzma?

[forthehalibut]

what

[squeak_squeaker]

I knew it was you! Hah. I'd recognize you anywhere, Yzma!

Do you want a HUG? [Spreading his big arms. C'mon, don't be shy!]

[forthehalibut]

what
no
that wasnt an answer mackerel brain
that was a question
as in what the hell is an yzma
keep your pink flippers off me

Infectious fishpuns for the win :P

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Well I have to say it is nice to see you being friends with your mundane
I was worried you would call them shellfish and minnow-scule

[squeak_squeaker]

Hah... my brain isn't a FISH, Yzma!

[Kronk checked his arms to make sure they weren't flippers, though.]

You're Yzma! My boss.

[forthehalibut]

minnow-scule 38D
i like it
YOINK im using it later

[forthehalibut]

no youre right
its plankton
tiny sea plankton

so i can tell you to do anything

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Oh gosh why does talking to you always make me constantly give out puns?

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno what plankton-

Yeah! You ALWAYS do that, remember? [Kronk couldn't even imagine a life without Yzma telling him what to do. He was pretty lost all by himself and... that's why he latched onto the nearest Yzma-esque being, probably.]

*anyfin... sob, fishpuns.

[forthehalibut]

oh cod youre for reel
can you build fins
you should build me a boat
a huge glubbin boat

[forthehalibut]

you just cant tuna them out
ive schooled you well

They're fishy. :(

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...uh... I dunno if I can do that! But I'll give it my best try! [Read: Kronk wasn't going to give up building Yzma this boat until he dropped dead. He didn't even know what a boat looked like yet, though.]

[forthehalibut]

and stick a )(UG-E motor on it
because rowin is for losers

[squeak_squeaker]

What's a motor? [Kronk was from a pre-guns, pre-shoelaces time!]

[forthehalibut]

oh come on
reely
youre pullin my tails here

[squeak_squeaker]

No...uhh. I dunno about anything, Yzma! You remember that, right?

If I knew enough about these to I would have Aranea call her a bad moray-eel xD

[8illions_of_sweeps]

You are so insuffera8u88le!
Insuffera8le
It has 8een 8illions of sweeps for me yet you show up and then I'm at it again
I'm still glad to see you though

[forthehalibut]

boy do i know now
nevermind then
i dont want my ship fallin apart into some horribubble mess

are you good at doin anyfin

[squeak_squeaker]

Uhh... I'm good at talking to chipmunks. And baking spinach puffs.

And muscles! [Flexing? Yes/no? Did Yzma still like muscles?]

I was just thinking of that exact term earlier.

[forthehalibut]

shh
shhh
only fish puns now
come on spill some more

[forthehalibut]

spinach puffs
is that a food
make me some of that

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah, it's good! [Fixing her a plate of magically delicious puffs.]

Wait, Yzma. You eat?

[forthehalibut]

aint you not supposed to question me or somefin

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh yeah, I remember! [Kronk was just going to stand there, then. Being... Kronk. Useful!]