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dear_mun2012-05-29 11:39 pm
onlyneedsone) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-29 11:39 pm
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When Muses Attack
What is wrong with you?
[What? I just thou--]
No. You didn't think. Thinking appears to be a state you're unable to achieve. If you could, then you wouldn't have made me. Yes, yes, 'you did it first'...
[But--]
You haven't even seen the damn movie yet. You're taking the two snippets you've seen of me in Iron Man and Thor and fusing them with every godawful movie my PB's ever been in. You even made a post about 'motherfuckin' snakes in my motherfuckin' office'. This clearly indicates your inability to form a sound thought. Frankly, I'm surprised you're capable of dressing and feeding yourself. You might require your own handler.
[Hey... that's just... that's just low, man.]
I. Do. Not. Care. And I swear to god, woman, if you tell one more person that I lost my eye in a Mexican cock-fight to a crazy-ass rooster named 'Bernardo' while undercover, I will toss you in that cell with Loki.
[....*beams*]
Wait. Rewind that. I will toss you in a cell with Wayne Newton.
[... You asshole.]
That's Director Asshole to you. And you're welcome.
[What? I just thou--]
No. You didn't think. Thinking appears to be a state you're unable to achieve. If you could, then you wouldn't have made me. Yes, yes, 'you did it first'...
[But--]
You haven't even seen the damn movie yet. You're taking the two snippets you've seen of me in Iron Man and Thor and fusing them with every godawful movie my PB's ever been in. You even made a post about 'motherfuckin' snakes in my motherfuckin' office'. This clearly indicates your inability to form a sound thought. Frankly, I'm surprised you're capable of dressing and feeding yourself. You might require your own handler.
[Hey... that's just... that's just low, man.]
I. Do. Not. Care. And I swear to god, woman, if you tell one more person that I lost my eye in a Mexican cock-fight to a crazy-ass rooster named 'Bernardo' while undercover, I will toss you in that cell with Loki.
[....*beams*]
Wait. Rewind that. I will toss you in a cell with Wayne Newton.
[... You asshole.]
That's Director Asshole to you. And you're welcome.
no subject
[Yes, even the personification of the USA gets in on this nonsense.]
How goes baby sitting the Avengers, Fury?
no subject
[Good lord, help him]
Like a pain i my ass, every day.