Recent events at Discedo...

[allthecoolgear]

I really wish you hadn't made me so sick for this event. I'm a Time Lord, I'm not supposed to get sick, even if it is 'magic pollen' or whatever it was Washu said. Speaking of Washu, she's not a very good nurse, is she?

Sorry, off the subject. The point is, being stuck in bed when interesting things are happening is not my idea of a good time, and perhaps next time you can make it so I don't feel like death. Or not make me sick at all. Preferably the second one.

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[redobre]

That's what you said about scarves. And the bowl cut. [He turns his face tot he other side and closes his eyes, hissing as though the very memory was offensive.] Oh, the bowl cut.

[allthecoolgear]

Well, alright, maybe the bowl cut was a little much, but at least I had a bowtie!

[redobre]

Because that makes it so much better! [His laughter is overflowing with sarcasm, I hope you know.]

[allthecoolgear]

It does!

[redobre]

It suits your new face, I'll give you that much. [In the sense they both look ridiculous.]

[allthecoolgear]

Thank you.

[redobre]

[...]

It wasn't a compliment.

[allthecoolgear]

Yes it was.

[redobre]

Ah, I was starting to wonder when your old delusional ways would grace us with their presence. Didn't take long, did they?

[allthecoolgear]

You're the one who keeps trying to take over the world or the universe or something. Who's the delusional?

[redobre]

Hmmm. [He pretends to be thinking this over for a moment.] I was under the impression there was a difference here. Is it my genius? Or my natural allure-- I just can't help having this effect on people, you see. Oh, I could swear I knew this one...

Wait a minute, I do! [Finger snap!] It's all of them!

[allthecoolgear]

{He just sort of looks at you, then sighs.}

I suppose it's a good thing your mundane seems to keep you under control for the most part, if you're going to go around acting like this.

[redobre]

[He frowns and tilts his head just a bit as though confused, then points towards the general area in the back. Yes, the lady behind the voice, so to speak.]

Who, this? Really?

[allthecoolgear]

Oh, don't give me that, I know how this all works. A mundane keeps you from getting too... wild, so to speak. I suppose I just got lucky in getting one that lets me go about as I please for the most part.
Except when she's making me ill.

[redobre]

Oh, nonono, Doctor. I don't think you understand. This little earthling ape does not control me. [Wildly gesticulating again as he speaks, from the mundane to himself and then back to the mundane.] It is I who control her.

[allthecoolgear]

Oh?
Then shoot me. Go on, I dare you. {He's pretty confident about this.}