On a reserve at DDD and, well, stuff O.O

[rainin_blk_ppl]

The hell you mean you gonna "dust me off?" Girl you make it sound like you gonna yank my ass outta the attic an' prop me up like some damn Christmas decoration or somethin'.

Jus' sit back, relax, maybe have a drink or eat some'a that chocolate you got layin' 'round... I got this. Naw, naw, don't you worry 'bout me. I'm a'ite. That's how I roll, remember? Get beat down, get right back up an' keep on goin'. This? This is nothin'.

'sides... I got bigger an' better things to look forward to, don'tcha think?

((ooc: I'll try to avoid spoilers for MIIIB but warning just in case :D))

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[atomic_wrath]

[Why hello there, Agent Edwards. Here, have a Godzilla staring down at you.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[He raises an eyebrow]

James Edwards doesn't exist. I'm Agent Jay and I can't help wondering how you... whoever or whatever you are... know all that?

[pause] And yeah... I have heard that, though I don't see it, myself.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[And have a very confused Agent staring right back. He blinks a few times before calling up at the big fella]

Can I see your license and registration?

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla has no idea what Agent Jay is talking about, and growls in irritation and confusion.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Staaaeeeeeer]

Riiiiiiight. Have you run any kinda virus scans lately? 'Cause I think you gotta have somethin' goin' on.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Geez this guy's worse than Jeff.]

Right, uh, gimme a sec, here. [He pulls out his scanner to try to figure out what the hell this thing is]

You look like somethin' out've a bad movie... no offense.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla had no idea what a movie was, but didn't like the implied insult and growled aggressively.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Jay. Boo-boo. How is stuff?

[This is Scrad's most innocent face. It's possible he didn't do it. Charlie's most innocent face, on the other hand, is always guilty of at least a misdemeanor.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Whooaaa. Down, boy, you don't need to be growlin' an' snarlin' at me. I ain't done nothin' to you.

[olbustedhotness]

Slick, what have I told you about givin' lip to anything taller than a delicatessen?

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Oh joy]

Well if it isn't my favorite two headed felon.

[sweet_riiiiims]

The way the treat us we might as well be some kind of vintage ford left to rust.

[He is a master of car talk.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Hey, man, don't look at me. He started it.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla was thoroughly distracted by this pasty old man who appeared out of the blue to give Agent Jay advice. He growled in confusion.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Uh-huh. An' there's one where I'm played by Will Smith in a movie. Yeah. Right. Man he don't even look like me.

[doesntdomuch]

[Join the club, Agent Jay.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Whoa, hey, a talking car... thing... Hey. Ain't no thang. He just smirks]

I know, right? Man, we gotta get out an' ride once in a while.

[viraltentacles]

[Head tilts.]

My mun seems to be a bit jealous that yours has spoilers from that particular movie.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[stares. What the hell are you, man?]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

We're flattered.

[Scrad says. Charlie actually looks flattered. Charlie is very very easy to impress. He tells Scrad:]

You see that? We were complimented.

[Scrad ignores head #2.]

So what's this bigger and better we're hearing about?

[justanothercop]

They all talk like that when they're looking to drop you into some fresh, new Hell.

[doesntdomuch]

[Sighs, then flashes his badge. It doesn't quite answer his question, but hey, he can't really read minds.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

They try to keep us in the office when we know we have the drive.

[His life on the Nemesis period.]

[olbustedhotness]

[he does that sometimes. look, sometimes a guy's got to go get himself a coffee, and when he comes back, his partner's staring up a huge scaly monster.

it's just how life goes around here. he looks from Jay up to Godzilla]

Scuse my partner, uh - sir? - [the briefest of 'I guess?' faces] he's just tryin' to make sure everything's runnin' smooth 'round here. S'there somethin' we can help you with?

[he side-eyes Jay. don't you go getting things stepped on again, that is NOT fun]

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla nods at the sir point. He wasn't familiar with humans and gender, but that was how he identified.

Godzilla shrugged at the part of needing something. He was just an observer.]