Muse not impressed with a meme

[204degrees]

Shit, that angsty teenager was right! You're cruel! I did not expect that from you. Thought you was a nice guy? Sure I don't mind a bit of fun but you were across the line. You went so far, that the line became a small dot behind you. If you wish to engage in things like that, let the right muns do it.

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Yes I know I'm handsome, great kisser, hot, sexy, adventurous, etc. but you need to get some things straight (haha, fun pun). I'm not gay. Check the canon! I never have a male love interest ever before!

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What the hell in an "AU"?

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[stormy_skrull]

Lyja? The Lazerfist? Never met her?

[204degrees]

Nope. Sorry, wrong Johnny.

[stormy_skrull]

Well, shazbot.

G2G but I'll be around tagging at another time if you're up for it.

[204degrees]

Bless you.

Sorry to disappoint. I'm sure you'll find your real father. [Mental note, never get together with a Skrull, ever]

Re: G2G but I'll be around tagging at another time if you're up for it.

[stormy_skrull]

Oh, I know where he is. I just like making other versions of him flail.

[firegodrockstar]

Ah, the rest of me don't know what I'm missing.

[Because hey, fun to say!]

[stormy_skrull]

You tell 'em, Dad.

[204degrees]

That's cheeky. I can see where you got that trait from! [Chuckles]

[Looks over at the other... Johnny... dude]

I think I'll pass on that, dude. I thought the Skrull was our enemies and wanted us all dead?

[firegodrockstar]

You know how it goes, her mom was a spy for the Skrulls that fell for us and switched sides. And really, who can blame her? [Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, hot alien chicks gotta fall for Johnny. It's their burden in life.]

But when it comes to Mary up there [He pointed at the cute green girl], her real dad is about 20 years further than either of us. It's kinda nice knowing one of us got things right, don't you think?

And as for her mom, she is a shapeshifter you know. What if you've met her already? [Or if she's, you know, been the last five girls you've dated? Lyja could get a little stalkery at times.]

[stormy_skrull]

Yeah. Mom kinda decided conquering other planets wasn't really her thing.

Also... thanks, Dad.

[204degrees]

[He grins at that first statment.] Good point there. Can't do anything but agree.

Yeah, you're right. But I would like to enjoy my single life as long as possible!

[The last statement cased a small frown to spread across his face. The other Johnny did have a good point. What if?] Well, you never know, right? I haven't run into so many Skrulls at this point though but, they can only shapeshift right? Not gain or copy powers?

[>He then turns to his... daugher? Or perhaps daugher of another father? Alternative daugher? This whole thing was a bit above his head. He needs to speak with Reed about it.]

You mother sounds like a clever one. [Small smile]

[stormy_skrull]

She has to be. Somebody's gotta be the adult. *wink*

[204degrees]

Haven't you heard? Men never grows up, it's just the toys that gets bigger. [Winks]

[stormy_skrull]

*laughs* Sounds about right. Of course, I'm pretty sure I've given up on the growing up thing already anyway...

[204degrees]

See? you're my daugther. Sorta.

[stormy_skrull]

*snicker* Uncle Ben always says I definitely couldn't be anyone else's.

[firegodrockstar]

[She's totally getting an arm slung around her shoulder, the classic one-arm hug.] See? Even rocks-for-brains can be right sometimes. Do the right thing when you need to and the fun thing the rest of the time, and you won't go far wrong, right?

[Johnny logic, lady and gentleman!

Though his counterpart gets a rueful chuckle about the Skrulls.] Remember when our little girl was calling her mom 'the Lazerfist'? Then you've got the Super-Skrull, the Powerskrull, the Skrull Beatles (well, not any more on that last one), ALL the Warskrulls...

Yeah, there's a reason they carved out an interstellar empire.

[For the kid's sake, he's not going to mention how the current Skrull empire is about the size of a studio apartment. Between the Annihilation Wave and the botched Earth invasion, they got effed UP.]

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[204degrees]

I believe that's a compliment, coming from him. [Small smile]

[He then turns to his counterpart]

Yes I do. Is there something I'm missing there? [Tilts head... or perhaps the mun is no informed enough.]

Sounds like there are plenty of them!

But seriously... Skrull-Beatles? What, did they try to turn the real Beatles fans to their side? Or did they simply lack imagination? ...No offense daughter.

I'm sure you and the rest of team chased them off Earth when they tried to conquer us though! Wouldn't expect anything less. [Grins.]

Should I take notes, in case I'll run into those Skrulls in my universe too?

[firegodrockstar]

Well, she kinda gets called that because she shoots laser blasts... from her fists. Couldn't tell you about the 'z', my guess is just crappy alien spelling... But yeah, basically Skrulls figured out how to engineer powers in some subset of their people. Still don't know how those get sorted out. [Yay for informative dear_mun chats!]

And seriously, Skrull Beatles... but they broke up awhile ago, after deciding not to start an invasion. It was mainly a British thing, but the guys on that side of the ocean always liked talking about how great Skrull John Lennon was at saving the day. [Johnny's not going to admit he still has one of their albums.]

Well, they've invaded a bunch of times, and we've stopped them every which way.. from Reed hypnotizing them into becoming cows, to figuring out they were kidnapping and impersonating superheroes and taking the fight to them... But it keeps getting trickier because they keep learning from their losing. So yeah, notes might be a good idea.

[204degrees]

Oh. That's not good. Good she's on our side.

The people across the pond is a crazy bunch, ey?

So they can copy super-powers? That's worrisome. There got me some way to neutralize that.

When will they realize it's pointless? [Shakes head] But thanks, I'll make notes about what we might meet.