Muse not impressed with a meme

[204degrees]

Shit, that angsty teenager was right! You're cruel! I did not expect that from you. Thought you was a nice guy? Sure I don't mind a bit of fun but you were across the line. You went so far, that the line became a small dot behind you. If you wish to engage in things like that, let the right muns do it.

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Yes I know I'm handsome, great kisser, hot, sexy, adventurous, etc. but you need to get some things straight (haha, fun pun). I'm not gay. Check the canon! I never have a male love interest ever before!

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What the hell in an "AU"?

Comments

[teenagebadboy]

Told ya.

[204degrees]

Oh shut up.

[dr_thing]

The whims of our writers are ever quite capricious and sometimes quite petty, I am afraid, Johnny.

[204degrees]

Hey Blockface! How's it hanging?

[dr_thing]

Hmm. Yes. I'd forgotten, you have a rather... adversarial friendship with your Thing.

But I am well enough, I suppose.

[204degrees]

Advers... what? [Looks confused] So you're some kind of alternate version of Ben? Reed told me about that.

[dr_thing]

Alternate... yes. Ben... no.

[204degrees]

You got the same rocky surface. But you seem nicer,

[dr_thing]

Reed Richards, at your service, Mr. Storm.

[stormy_skrull]

I think Mom would be pretty unhappy if you were gay, Dad.

[204degrees]

Dad...? [Stares at her. It's a skrull!] You must be mistaken...

Anyway... I'm not gay. Just my mun who thinks so.

[stormy_skrull]

You're Johnny Storm, ain'tcha? That makes you my dad.

[204degrees]

Whoa, whoa! Hold on a sec! I have never been with a Skrull woman before!

[stormy_skrull]

Lyja? The Lazerfist? Never met her?

[204degrees]

Nope. Sorry, wrong Johnny.

[stormy_skrull]

Well, shazbot.

[future_founder]

Huh.

Ladies Man Johnny Storm no longer a... well... ladies man? Pretty ironic.

[204degrees]

Hahaha very funny. [Unimpressed] It was a one off.

[firegodrockstar]

...Wow.

Okay, uh... just try not to hit on yourself? Because seriously, that'd just be playing way too much into everyone else's expectations.

[204degrees]

I'm not that into myself, man. Vut I do have some valid points. [Grins.]

[Tilts head] You look familiar... who are you?

[firegodrockstar]

Well you know that and I know that, but can you think of anything that could ever convince Sue of that?

[Here, have a grin.] Johnny Storm, Earth-616. It's one of those 'alternate realities' things. [Or rather you are, but it's never fun to hear you're someone else's reflection.]

[204degrees]

A dedicated relationship perhaps? [Shudders slightly.] Not sure even that would convince her though. She can be stubborn at times.

Thought I recognised you. [Just a little bit shocking.] I'm from Earth 121698.
[Yeah but this reflection is 3 dimensional! ;) ]

Yeah, Reed has told me about alternative relalities. There seems to be a lot of them. Around here I'v seen a dozen or more Tony Starks. No idea why. Then I've seen people who looks like me but is not me. This place is weird.

[firegodrockstar]

Trust me, it didn't. No matter how many times I tried it!

[He grinned, raising an eyebrow. The extra dimension is really all that, huh?] Nice to know where to place you. Looks like that Earth's done you good.

[Okay, that one gets a snicker.] We ought to get all the Starks together and make a couple basketball teams. A bunch of white guys with rocket boots, all trying to showboat and steal the show... It would make for the greatest video ever.

[204degrees]

I suspected that. [Shrugs.] No idea to try then.

[It's more to love! ;) ] Thanks! Same to you. [Smiles.]

Yeah that would be epic man! We really ought to do that!

[firegodrockstar]

It's an Unsolved Mystery, I guess.

[Yeah, but they said the same about Fat Elvis!

Still, he is laughing at the idea.] We totally should. Play to their egos, maybe one team's the Rockstarks and the other is the Iron Ballers, see if we can't field a team of Peppers to act as cheerleaders...

This would be the sporting event of the year!