Well Toto, I don't think we're in Toon Town anymore....

[drawn_that_way]

OK Sister, what's the big idea?

Sure we share some...characteristics and you have been told you do a remarkable impression of me, but do you really think you can bring me to life?

I'm a work of art, no really I am. Not one of those flesh and blood's you play, I was drawn ..yes, drawn this way.

You know I've never had a lot of female friends, they always seem to worry I'm out to get their man. Maybe this could be good for both of us after all.

You just give me the space to do what I do and I'll shine.


XOXO

Comments

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman observes Jessica Rabbit from a distance, giving off an eerie hum.]

[drawn_that_way]

[Jessica has seen far stranger things in Toontown, Slendy barely make her bat an eyelash]

[drawn_that_way]

An you're battin' a thousand, Buster.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman slides closer, his head bent eerily, the humming becoming greater]

[drawn_that_way]

[Jessica arched a brow and powdered her nose briefly]

Something I can help you with, Stretch?

[ininclntntwrds]

A lot of people will go to extreme lengths to be able to bring their characters to life. But sometimes, we end up in less than wanted hands.

[Petitus glances over to me. Yes, I love you, too.

He groans inwardly.]

[drawn_that_way]

And you just jump right into conversation don't you? What's this directive business?

[drawn_that_way]

She's a good enough lady, but.... I'm not just some ordinary toon. I don't want her to feel badly if she falls on her face.

[ininclntntwrds]

It's good that yours is nice, but mine is annoying and forceful. He keeps on calling himself insane, too.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman isn't much of a talker, so he continued to slide closer to Jessica, the hum gradually becoming a screech and all electronics around becoming wonky.]

[drawn_that_way]

[She winced at the sound, a radio somewhere turning to scratching static, lights flickering off and on, a record player slowing rotation until the music was an unearthly version of the merry melody it was supposed to be.]

One heck of a set of lungs, but Mister, you'd never make it on the stage.

[drawn_that_way]

To do what now? Not exactly a mechanically minded toon.

[drawn_that_way]

Insane? That's unsettling isn't it?

[ininclntntwrds]

Not really. I've mostly learned to keep quiet and nod my head yes whenever he talks to me.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman came even closer, deciding to break out the angry tentacles!]

[drawn_that_way]

Hey now Mister! I'm a married woman!

[She wagged a finger at him warningly]

[drawn_that_way]

...Right. So you're like...an agent I knew once.

[drawn_that_way]

Well, sounds like you've made it work for you. We all work with what we have.

[clampett_clown]

HELLLOOOOOOO NURSE!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman has no interest in sex or romance. Which wouldn't be too bad except for the part of being a unempathetic eldrich abomination.

Slenderman gets even closer, causing asthmatic reactions to anyone he gets near.]

[otis_pdriftwood]

[Well, have some sudden positive male attention. Literally, he almost pops up]

Madam, you could walk into the room and alarm the Hays Commission.

[He offers a card]

Here, have one of my cards. Now, if it's above a jack I'll buy you dinner. Which'll be a trick because it's all threes. But I'll buy you dinner anyways.

[He just tosses the cards away]

Now I'm going to presume you've got one hell of a set of pipes. [Looks out to the audience] A full set, really. [Back to her] Now a lady like you can make people weep. Possibly make them faint by breathing heavily. I'd like to offer you a contract.

[drawn_that_way]

[Things like this are the reason Slendman is barely a blip on her radar]

Something I can do for you?

[drawn_that_way]

[Fortunately she's a toon, and as such suffers none of the human maladies related to horrors of the unnamed ones. She does however fan a hand in front of her nose and exhale loudly]

If I gave you a nickle would you run along and get a bath? Or in your case maybe a dime, that's a lot of leg to wash.

[clampett_clown]

Oh, there's definitely a lot you can do for me

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

Sister, you're preaching to the choir.