bobby drake wedding crasher

[cometh]

It's just a coincidence! I show up on covers all the time. I'm a good-looking dude. My powers are visually striking. The ice slides add dynamicism to the composition or whatever you art people say. You can't have an x-vent without the Iceman. That includes weddings! I bet I was posing all dramatic on Scott's wedding covers too. Ororo's there! I'm just providing balance. Why do you have to read into things? You've never even seen The Graduate.

[exhibits A and B]

Comments

[arach_nerd]

...what did you do?

[cometh]

Nothing! I didn't do anything. [yet.] He's the one who died and came back to life and never called.