bobby drake wedding crasher

[cometh]

It's just a coincidence! I show up on covers all the time. I'm a good-looking dude. My powers are visually striking. The ice slides add dynamicism to the composition or whatever you art people say. You can't have an x-vent without the Iceman. That includes weddings! I bet I was posing all dramatic on Scott's wedding covers too. Ororo's there! I'm just providing balance. Why do you have to read into things? You've never even seen The Graduate.

[exhibits A and B]

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[cowscowscows]

Oh! What is Orororo?

[cometh]

A kind of lady, little dude. She has sweet storm powers. So we call her Storm!

[cowscowscows]

Oh, I do not like storms very much. It is very hard to fly!

[cometh]

Understandable. She can do other stuff, though, like shoot lightning.

[cowscowscows]

[ D: ]

That is dangerous! Orororo must be careful!

[cometh]

Well, her powers can't hurt her...I think she's pretty good at not setting things on fire. I mean, I've never seen her do it not on purpose.

[e_pluribus_unum]

I'm less concerned about your posing than your disturbing ability to attract all manner of women, Drake.

[cowscowscows]

[ DDDDD: ]

Fi... re?

[ D: ]

[cometh]

What can I say, man, the chicks dig it.

[cometh]

No! No fire! None of the fire is here.

[cowscowscows]

[volly remains SKEPTICAL]

Are you sure?

[cometh]

One hundred percent positive. If any fire even thinks about coming over here, I'll ice it for you.

[tembloroso]

Dude.

[e_pluribus_unum]

The question is, then, what is "it" they dig? Because I've tried to come up with an answer, and I got nothin'.

[e_pluribus_unum]

Yes, Rictor? Something you'd like to share with the rest of us?

[cometh]

It's the whole Bobby package! Wit, charm, boyish good looks, free AC and the ability to figure out the tip in my head. Also, it helps if you go one at a time, just sayin'.

[tembloroso]

You know Northstar is a guy, right?

[e_pluribus_unum]

Hmm. I'll give you a couple of those.

[e_pluribus_unum]

Yes, Rictor. Because I haven't been living under a rock for the past ten years. But it was a good segway for a more important point.

[cometh]

Now you're just being mean.

[tembloroso]

What more important point, how totally not gay you are?

[ex_quebecois786]

Why do I have a feeling you're going to ruin my wedding?

[cometh]

Uh. Hi, JP.

[ex_quebecois786]

Hello there Bobby.

[cometh]

In all fairness, closure is kind of important.

[ex_quebecois786]

I know exactly what I'm doing. LIke I said, don't crash my wedding. Superhero weddings are troublesome enough as is, I don't need more trouble than I'll already have.

[cometh]

Fine. Have a nice life kissing someone else forever.

[arach_nerd]

Bobby, do I even wanna know?

[cometh]

I'm going to go with no?

[arach_nerd]

...what did you do?

[cometh]

Nothing! I didn't do anything. [yet.] He's the one who died and came back to life and never called.