Angry 4th wall shatterer is angry

[eternalcameo]

What the hell do you mean "you don't think you need to canon review for me?" This is because my game hasn't come out yet, isn't it? Do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?!

I am Asagi, the Queen of Games! You're just some loser who's not even a supporting character! I actually have a game to be in...it just hasn't come out yet, that's all! Those damn Nippon Ichi developers are just too damn busy giving the lead character roles to all of the crappy characters who don't deserve it...

...hey, don't change the subject! There's plenty of material you can use to actually study me...but don't study me too much because then you'll be some creepy fanboy, if you're not one already.

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[invisiblefloatinghead]

[A book? Oh, dear. XD]

Perhaps things would go more smoothly if you didn't behave in such a spoiled and entitled fashion. These things take time, and I'm sure they're working on it. If you continue bothering them, then the time they take to deal with you is time taken away from their work.

[eternalcameo]

(Yeah, he kind of...nearly blew up his netherworld and confined his soul into a book to save it...it's complicated.)

Oh, they've had plenty of time. They're just treating this like a joke; with the way things are looking, I'll be trapped in development hell and get stuck with a crappy game like Duke Nukem Forever!

(And now she's getting all melodramatic. Be prepared for that.)

[invisiblefloatinghead]

Hey, I was in comic book limbo for years and years, and you don't hear me complaining. Sometimes, it just doesn't work out. It's a perfectly survivable thing; you just have to be patient.

[Melodrama? Yet another oh, dear.]

[eternalcameo]

Well if you've been waiting seven years for your game to come out, then maybe you can sympathize...maybe. I've been promised my role since day one and it still hasn't been scratched! They purposefully dangle it in front of my face and out of my reach for their own enjoyment!

[invisiblefloatinghead]

Seven years isn't such a long time. I went twelve years without doing much of anything. Before that, it was four. On top of that, this version of me technically never existed, apparently. Whatever version of me that's supposed to exist now is dead. Things could be a lot worse.

[Surprisingly enough, he doesn't seem too bothered by any of that.]

[eternalcameo]

Oh, it's not a long time now, but it'll get so much worse. By the time I even get my game, I'll be old and have gray hair and have arthritis and I won't even have social security! This is absolute bullshit!

(The melodrama...it grows...)

[invisiblefloatinghead]

[Melodrama. Teenagers.]

Calm down. There's no need to get so excited. We don't age at the same rate as the muns--you'll be fine.

[eternalcameo]

That's exactly the problem! I'll out-live my mun and I still won't get my game! It's not fair; he'll probably get his own crappy game before I get my incredibly epic one!

[invisiblefloatinghead]

...what game could your mun possibly star in? I don't think that's really a valid concern.