Angry 4th wall shatterer is angry

[eternalcameo]

What the hell do you mean "you don't think you need to canon review for me?" This is because my game hasn't come out yet, isn't it? Do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?!

I am Asagi, the Queen of Games! You're just some loser who's not even a supporting character! I actually have a game to be in...it just hasn't come out yet, that's all! Those damn Nippon Ichi developers are just too damn busy giving the lead character roles to all of the crappy characters who don't deserve it...

...hey, don't change the subject! There's plenty of material you can use to actually study me...but don't study me too much because then you'll be some creepy fanboy, if you're not one already.

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[invisiblefloatinghead]

Now, there, young lady, watch your language. A mun slacking on canon review is always a frustrating thing, but that's no excuse to speak to him like that.

[eternalcameo]

I can speak to him however the hell I please! He's an idiot, I'm a main character and who the hell are you to tell me what to do and how to speak?

[invisiblefloatinghead]

I'm Professor Stein. I've got a bit of experience in dealing with young hotheads. My mun thought I would be able to deal with you best, and you do seem in need of some guidance.

[He takes his glasses off and casually begins to clean them, replacing them after he's finished speaking.]

You seem quite insistent on proclaiming that you're a main character. Around a place like this, it makes no difference.

[eternalcameo]

I don't care if it makes no difference here; what matters is it making a difference in my canonverse! No one respects me enough as a side character, so I just have to be the main character to get the respect I deserve.

[invisiblefloatinghead]

Perhaps it's not your canon status, but rather your behavior that causes them to disrespect you. Act as though you're worthy of respect, and you may receive more respect in return.

[abravelikehero]

At this rate they'll probably never make it.

[eternalcameo]

Oh, they're going to make it. I'll make damn sure they'll make it.

[abravelikehero]

Are you really sure you want it? Popular opinion seems to be that you won't be popular anymore.

But maybe if you lost popularity there might be room for me to be DLC somewhere again....

[eternalcameo]

Oh sure, you can say that so easily after being in a game where you're NOT a secret character! Sure, the developers might not want me to be a main character, but what about what I want? Does no one listen to what I want anymore?

Besides, no one's going to beat that damn Plenair in popularity; let's face it.

[abravelikehero]

You won second in the popularity poll.

[vulcanblazer]

At least they gave you your updated sprite in the re-release of Dark Hero Days instead of just only giving you the Makai Kingdom one like they did the first go-around.

...But look at it this way, at least you haven't been in DLCs that leave you completely out of character.

If I ever find those writers I'm going to punch their teeth out.

I had to.

[littlest_devil]

And then put those teeth into an empty icepack and beat them with it, right?

I know. XD

[vulcanblazer]

Oh, there'd be more than their teeth in that ice pack!

[eternalcameo]

Maybe a few prinnies so you can toss it at them and feel all the more satisfied!

[vulcanblazer]

...I like the way you think, Asagi.

[allaprima]

[Good idea. Pretty sure there are a few around here somewhere...]

[littlest_devil]

Adding rocks to it would be a bit clichéd, though...

[vulcanblazer]

If I were Etna, I'd stuff a couple of live grenades in there. But I'm not.

Ball-bearings will do.

[allaprima]

[Seriously, Adell.

Hiding in your room out of sheer embarrassment.

What the actual hell.]

[vulcanblazer]

I don't even know, Pleinair. Sure, I like watching you on TV, but come on.

[eternalcameo]

Weeping in bed for two hours...and I thought I got short-handed by the developers.

[fierydelinquent]

Why don’t you just steal the title from another main character? [Totally not setting Mao up for this or anything. Hey, he deserves it, for being a title thief himself.]

[eternalcameo]

They never let me get close enough to actually steal it! And they never actually have "Main Character" as their titles, so it only gets more complicated from there!

(Though sicking Asagi on Mao would totally be epic...)

[fierydelinquent]

Why not? Just pick the dumbest one!

Hey, just being called “Main Character” and nothing else is boring! Don’t you wanna have a way cooler title than that?

[You might lose, though. :( Main characters get godly stats and all.]

[eternalcameo]

I don't think the dumbest ones are main characters anymore; Laharl and Marona have all stepped down to secret characters...

I have to take what I can get, really. I've been stuck with "Main Character" with a question mark at the end for too long. Do you know what that's like? A god damn question mark. That's insulting!

(Oh, she would lose hard, just like all of the other times she challenged the main character. It means a lot if she's still willing to try.)