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[not_onyourside]

Why have you not bought me zhose new shoes yet? Eet ees almost as eef you enjoy my suffering and do not want me to be happy.

Look at zhem! I need zhese mundane. Need zhem. Now go -- collect cans out of recycling or pickpocket some children. I do not care what you do. But you must buy zhese for me!

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[not_onyourside]

Oui, I have encountered zhe Medic.

[More like gotten messily killed by him and that BLU Engineer.]

He seems razzer -- scared. Of everyzzing. I do hope zhat ees not my fault.

[GRIN~~~]

[prpl_assistant]

It should be. It means that you're doing your job.

[not_onyourside]

Zhe poor fellow.

[prpl_assistant]

[Small shrug.

So long as he gets over it, I see no problem with you intimidating him by your presence alone.

[not_onyourside]

Très bon. I will stand around ominously whenever he ees near.

[prpl_assistant]

...not on purpose.

[not_onyourside]

You can really take zhe fun out of anyzzing.

[prpl_assistant]

There is a place and time for everything, Spy.

[not_onyourside]

Oui, zhe place is anywhere and zhe time ees always.

[prpl_assistant]

The place and time must not interrupt your work.

[not_onyourside]

I do not know what you are accusing me of but I do not like eet.

[prpl_assistant]

I'm sure in the line of your work there are times when you have to be serious. That's all I'm saying.

[not_onyourside]

Well of course, but zhat does not mean I cannot enjoy my work.

[And he does. Probably too much.]

[prpl_assistant]

You can enjoy it, but you might have to save the laughs and jokes for later.

[not_onyourside]

Oh fine. Eef you eensist.

You really need to relax and take a break from work. Zhere ees no Administrator here.

[prpl_assistant]

It doesn't mean I should stop performing my duties.

[not_onyourside]

Well eef she shows up I will write you a glowing letter of recommendation.

[prpl_assistant]

She doesn't read those.

[They get sent directly to the paper shredder. The Administrator doesn't waste her time on insignificant things like that.]

[not_onyourside]

You have zhe worst job een zhe world.

[prpl_assistant]

It's not to say I don't enjoy it. It can be challenging, and it can be rather satisfying when you succeed. It also builds character. Plus, if you can survive under the Administrator, you can survive anywhere.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat may be true, but why would you want to?

I plan to retire and never stab anyone ever again.

[prpl_assistant]

It looks good on your resume. And the Administrator is really quite a fair employer. Strict and harsh, but fair.

[not_onyourside]

I forget you are twenty years my junior.

Ah to be young and ambitious.

[prpl_assistant]

[More like fifteen years his junior, but she won't correct him on that.]

It's not for ambition; it's just for a job. It's not to say that the skills I've picked up as the Administrator's personal assistant haven't been useful.

[not_onyourside]

[Well he's 43, so he feels like an old man either way.]

So you took zhis job to furzer your career, but you do not know what you want to do afterwards?