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[remake]

Well, if I go somewhere I can probably get some actual-- uhh. Spider. Training...

Which has got to be better than watching YouTube videos of super fights, right? How could it be worse?

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[shockproof]

What kind of shit is on youtube?

[DOES HE WANT TO KNOW]

[remake]

Everything ever caught on a cell phone?

[shockproof]

There better not be any of me on--oh, right. Your world's me runs around in that Cobra Commander trenchcoat and jazz. [WELL thank god for small mercies.]

So what's "spider-training"?

[webline]

Are you really looking for a place to go, kid?

[remake]

Uhm. Yeah? Limbo sucks.

[webline]

I could point you somewhere but you wouldn't be the only spider. And I'm not talking, you running around solo as Spider-Man getting your tuchas handed to you with me surveying as the great father-giving-away-his-daughter thing either.

[ what ]

[redheaded]

...

You're -- you're not Peter. [ STATING THE OBVIOUS THAT IS HER ]

[remake]

I- [OH GOD A...WKWARD....] I'm. Not. No.

[redheaded]

[ okay she's confused but she can deal with this she guesses oh god oh god ]

Who are you?

[elongates]

Training? See, I just assumed the talent lied wholly in genetics.

[remake]

Genetics are great but I would also like for people to stop kicking me in the head...

[elongates]

No natural reflex of just whipping out an arm and breaking ankles?

You sound so great at the title you took on. Really.

[arach_nerd]

Eh, you're doing the best you can. I had absolutely no clue what I was doing the first year either.

[remake]

... You didn't? [beat] How did you survive?

[arach_nerd]

A little luck, a whole lot of improvising, and annoying the bejeezus out of every bad guy I fought to that they'd make really stupid mistakes.

Oh, and just for future reference, since I've seen you asking around about this: *pulls down his gloves, revealing his webshooters.* Engineering and chemistry.

[manto]

I think this is the first time I hear the term Spider-Training.

[remake]

Yeah, it's... pretty specific.

[manto]

I mean, besides doing his thing. I don't remember Peter ever did training in particular. I could be wrong though.

[future_founder]

The real thing is undoubtedly significantly different from a Youtube video...

[remake]

Yeah... it's all I have, though?

[future_founder]

Excuses, excuses.

Why not ask Fury? I'm sure he has soemthing you could use. When he's not using you, anyway.

[incywincyhero]

No worries, mini not-me. We've got you covered.

... So any chance you'll be older than thirteen by the time you get dragged in? 'Cause I gotta say, I'd be a hypocrite to complain about the whole teen superhero thing, but that's pushing even my limits something hard.

[remake]

--I don't know. Probably not, unless there's a timeskip soon.

... How old were you when you started?

[likewhatever]

Spider training? That sounds totally lame. You should become lumpy, it's like, a werewolf thing. You get powers.

[remake]

I-it's not that lame. What powers do you get...?