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[hoperaider]

Oh my god.
I cant
Dirk what the bloody fuck possessed you to draw me eating a helpless babe?!
My own child to make matters worse!
Mun dont you dare start laughing again! It was not that funny!
Please dont remind me of the facial expressions.
I really dont need that.
I needed that as much as i needed the idea of some psycho getting off to bursts of romantic affection which is to say NEVER.

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[splinterself]

Really.

And don't worry about it.

[hoperaider]

She has. Things. In it.
A multitude of things.

I take it its not something i should feel inclined to be enlightened on?

[splinterself]

You got to use your words. Things doesn't tell me enough.

And go look it up if you want to know.

[hoperaider]

Just things!

Im afraid my mun is far too lazy to do anything of the sort right now.

Sometimes I am fond of the random icon button.

[splinterself]

Come on, now I'm seriously curious.
I mean, hell, mine once found an alpha orgy.

Yes sometimes it's beautiful.

[hoperaider]

Yes she ships it along with the beta people.
Its just silly and all around embarrassing!
A lot of it involves your brother but shes slowly filling it with
Erm
Things. That include me. And sometimes your brother and me.
I cant believe i actually came out and said that. Cripes.

[splinterself]

So now my brother's-

[Not sure if want.]

Damn, you and Striders. Warn me if she's going to start shipping you with Aragorn, son of Arathorn next, you apparently have a thing for Striders and goddamn royalty.

[hoperaider]

...You just *had* to say that didnt you?
Dont think that is lost on her. She might have had her thoughts turn to certain older striders before too.

[If there was ever a need for a facepalm icon for Jake, now is it.]

[splinterself]

Goddamn, she's really hitting all of the Striders.
Or maybe you are, I don't rightfully know.
As the constant in all of these equations, though, you'd probably be the one doing all of the hitting, or getting hit on.
Whatever, point being,
She's got the Strider ninja from Capcom too, right?

Thinking about it, if the Strider part's the important part
http://goo.gl/hc8xJ
Damn, Jake, I didn't know you liked things so kinky.
You are a dirty man, and this is coming from me. I'm a little impressed at the lengths you'd go to to collect your own personal Strider harem.

[hoperaider]

Considering there are only two of me in a tsunami of striders? Its not that surprising.

...
NO.

[splinterself]

No, I shouldn't be impressed at what you'd do to get your needs taken care of?
Man, no need to be modest. Your imagination's clearly gone Godtier.
It's the Sire of Sex now, has the damn hoodie and all,
Tried killing it, but naw, ain't gonna have a thing to do with that, no.
It's rising up now. Has butterfly wings and all. Ready to use its Godtier powers to...
...
...
...
You know, I was only kidding. You didn't really need to get a boner, god damn.

[hoperaider]

So!
What do you think of the game were in so far dirk?

[Obvious subject change is obvious.]

[splinterself]

[Fine.] It's been alright. You?

[hoperaider]

Its been fun so far!
Kind of sharing my muns sentiments on jade jane and roxy being there to join in on it.

[splinterself]

Yeah. It would be nice knowing where the hell Rox and Jane are.
Plus, it hasn't escaped my attention that you're the only one with your ancestor missing, even if you do have a doppleganger around, so shit, yeah, bring on Jade too. Make it a party.
But, I'm kind of curious. Who the hell do you think is going to be next?
Me? I'm betting on a troll.

[hoperaider]

It hasnt escaped my attention that john looks an awful lot like me though i guess thats expected considering the ectobiology going on?
Then again we have no idea that even occurred in the first place.
Im sure you would have your hands full keeping up with the two of us! I have a feeling that jade and i will be getting highly competitive.
Dirk im not a gambling man but i suppose i shall place my wager on a human?
I think thats vague enough from our universe.

[splinterself]

Oh hell no. I know better than to get in the middle of whatever weird Harley-English family dynamic the two of you end up having.

[hoperaider]

Oh i doubt well be as bad as you and dave!

[Read: they will probably be worse.]

[splinterself]

What? Hell no. Things are awesome between us.
It's a Strider reunion and there's no way in hell this could not be awesome.
Shit, now we just need to just get Bro Strider - his and mine - in.
Striders everywhere. Shit, that'll probably make you feel more at ease too knowing that wherever you look is a Strider.

[hoperaider]

I mean the brotherly rivalry thing.
Actually that might be more strider than i can handle.
Id hate to think of what would happen if davesprite brobot and the auto responder also joined if its even possible for them to join!

[splinterself]

And I repeat: what the hell? My brother's awesome, end of story.
I'm not trying to be him, but to emulate his methods and improve upon them, making them my own. No shame in that.
And that ain't even touching what the count would be if AUs were possible.

[hoperaider]

Thankfully theyre not. As much as i enjoy the friendship of your family i can only handle so many of you at one time...or in one game for that matter!

[splinterself]

And how the hell is it really different than all the splinters you've been surrounding yourself with?

[hoperaider]

Theyve always been on a one on one basis rather than dealing with them all at once. I wouldnt put it behind the muns to plot something that will involve all of us together in some way.

[Jake needs to learn to choose his words better.]

[splinterself]

Yeah? Like what?