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[hoperaider]

Oh my god.
I cant
Dirk what the bloody fuck possessed you to draw me eating a helpless babe?!
My own child to make matters worse!
Mun dont you dare start laughing again! It was not that funny!
Please dont remind me of the facial expressions.
I really dont need that.
I needed that as much as i needed the idea of some psycho getting off to bursts of romantic affection which is to say NEVER.

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[sleepwalked]

its ok
we can mak a first born a secomd time
;))

[hoperaider]

Roxy im pretty sure that would be our second born no matter how you looked at it.
Regardless we are far too young to even think about offspring!

[sleepwalked]

lol no shooosh
we wont have 2 coz i dont wanna be all lose and stuff coz itll be the first born thats a second chanc
noooo dont think like that
havent u seen teen mun???
*mom

[hoperaider]

Loose? Roxy i think that is physically possible so its most likely not a cause of concern.
I have but that does not mean we are ready for the actual act of parenthood!
At least im pretty sure that im not up for that responsibility.

Why the hell do you guys do the fun shit when I can't tag? Seriously.

[splinterself]

Bro, the troll had needs.
Besides, you should be proud. You inspired the audience.
http://goo.gl/Yn6q9

Because we can. Also, I caused myself pain at the sound that came outta my mouth with that pic. :/

[hoperaider]

He is a stark raving lunatic.
Id say barking mad but that ones reserved for a mr noir.
*holding face in my hands*
Why?
I have never in my life been so embarrassed!

...and you didn't record it?

[splinterself]

They're muns.
You've got fans. Like I said, you should be proud.
You have a responsibility to keep providing your fans with material so that they produce their own work and keep the wheels of fandom turning.
Producing more fiction, art, porn, or whatever the hell it is that fandom does.
Or hell, since I drew that I guess I got a responsibility to them.
Have any requests, Jake?

I didn't have anything to record it with.

[hoperaider]

Im happy to have fans and all but did they HAVE to take a piece of work like that to emulate?
Actually no dont answer that. I dont think i want to know.
Still im not trying to provide them with anything like that! That was all you!
Im hardly surprised that this responsibility falls on your shoulders.
*sigh* That depends on what request youre inclined to take.
And perhaps what medium said request is being put through.

...you see that ball over there?

[splinterself]

Aw shit, now you got me curious.
Out with it, Jake.

The one you just dropped?

[hoperaider]

No way!
Besides isnt your mun already busy with drawing me playing the castanets?

If by dropping you mean I lobbed it at you and you fumbled it, sure.

[splinterself]

No, she was going to and she got distracted.
Out with it before I go talk to spider ghost.

[arachnesweb]

Well I thought it was pretty funny. ::::)
It's just a picture after all!

omg I love you

[hoperaider]

Oh hello aranea!
I know but it was a picture of me and i cant believe
No wait i *can* believe that dirk would do something like that.
Still its rather unflattering and a tad bit humiliating.
Im terribly sorry you had to see that ghastly thing.

u///u

[arachnesweb]

It was all in good fun though, I'm sure!
A humorous and ironic response to an a8surd request for pornographic material that was hardly anything of the sort. ::::)
Don't worry, it doesn't reflect 8adly on your character! We all know you don't actually like to consume 8a8ies.


I hope. :::;P

[hoperaider]

Of course i dont!
Its unsightly and wrong!
Well i suppose if you put it that way it does come off a bit better.
Still i would have preferred to have not been part of the joke.
Not like i can dictate what dirk does in his spare time or anything and even if i could i wouldnt.

[arachnesweb]

You can at least comfort yourself in the thought that without these silly pictures of yourself and your friends, your dear troll friend would have 8een in grave danger at the hands of her '8rother'.
So you saved a life with your 8a8y eating!

Sliding on down here.

[splinterself]

Hey. Technically I'm not supposed to know who you are,
On account on us not having met in canon and all that.
But the way I see it this is dear_mun and there ain't no better place to egregiously violate the fourth wall and canon.
And given the occasion there's no better time than now to start our acquaintanceship. Especially since Jake's mun over there ticked hell fucking yes when it comes to threadjacking.
So hey. It's nice to see someone besides Rox can appreciate some fine artwork.

lmfao

[hoperaider]

DIRK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

You're welcome.

[splinterself]

Saying hello to spider ghost.
What, are you ashamed of our acquaintanceship? Feel the need to separate us from her?
I get you. It's fine, Rox and I'll just pack up and go find a different post to hang in.

[hoperaider]

Considering the topic i hardly think you are going to say anything flattering and just layer on more of your so called ironic humor!
Im not ashamed at all of the fact that youre my best friend but i dont have the fondest of memories the last time i was talking to her with you around!

;D

[arachnesweb]

Well, as long as Jake and his mun have no o8jections as you say, my mun and I would 8e quite happy to o8lige your desire for a convers8ion! ::::)
It's very nice to meet you in some sem8lance of in person, Mr. Strider! Does Jakes 8oner o8sessed mind version of you count as 8eing kind of in person????????
Well I do appreci8 a good laugh, and this certainly 8rought one! You're quite the artist.

[splinterself]

His mun has no objections, and as for Jake,
He'll come around.
Hell if I know if that counts. The worst part of that being a mind splinter of me is that I'll probably have no idea of what happened.
And some things are worth remembering. 5/5 hats, like I said before.
Still, I take what I, or Jake's brain, said back. Anyone who appreciates my artwork isn't a total snore.

[maybethistimeforsure]

bet it wouldnt help to know it reminded us of this one painting of some mythological dude eating his kid
think he ate almost all of them
but his wife swapped out the last one for a rock
and then the last kid grew up and got his revenge and made old dad vomit them up
or something like that anyway
romans were hardcore
and/or the greeks

[hoperaider]

Oh you mean that greek myth of the titan chronos!
I believe the romans have a similar story since much of their mythology has its roots in the grecian myths.
Erm sorry if theres one thing your brother and my mun have in common itd be their passion for mythology.
At any rate i dont think that was meant to make me feel better. To be fair i wouldnt be at all surprised if it was also a hand wave to a modest proposal.

[maybethistimeforsure]

yeah that sounds right
practically lifted some of it wholesale
huh
no thats cool mine practically has a boner for all that too so feel free to wander wherever your mouth feels like going
given the general level of comfort they seem to enjoy yeah
props to that