On discussions of the season starting in five days...

[knock_knock]

Allow me to understand, quickly.

Someone mentioned canon incontinuity and you decided to rant about me? And for a good few minutes too!
Ohohoho- my dear Mun, I assure you I've known exactly what  I've been about since day one. Whoever said that my goals have changed? I simply haven't stated them aloud, is all.

Whats that? You believe I should've killed Private Tucker by now? Well of course I could, I simply didn't want to. Obviously I had ulterior motives that a simple girl like you could never understand without it being explained in full. 

And you needn't worry about how they skimmed over me last time- Im sure they'll come around and actually let me speak soon. Not like they can keep me quiet, after all. 

And neither can you, apparently.

Ehehehe...

Comments

[knock_knock]

Yes, I rather did like that part.

Terrible shame about you and your brother though.
[And by terrible shame he means he doesnt really care beyond the fact that Theta was taken, and two more freelancers are dead somehow...]

[i_got_this]

Yeah well, my mun's got some theories on that too, okay? [Fuck you for bringing up North :| ]

[But, you know, that reminds her ...] You still got Gamma with you?

[whos_there]

I'm sure she does.
[Not mentioning HIS Mun has North in the theory as much as Wyoming himself. Just because he doesn't feel like mentioning it.]

Yes, he's still with me.

[And oh look, you asked for him by name, so now he doesnt feel like staying quiet. Good job.]
HELLO

[i_got_this]

[Yeah, she's looking from Gamma to Wyoming and back to Gamma. How does obtain ...]

So, my mun says you guys are headed t the stupid castle, too?

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming is side-eying you under that helmet, because dont you even think about it he will not be afraid to hit a girl in self-defense. Hell, hes not afraid to hit a girl in offense either...]

Yes, though I did tell her to pick a place where Im less likely to meet any... old friends. Seems like she's dead set against us having a good time.

SHE IS A BIT OF A SHISNO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[i_got_this]

Muns usually are.

[South tips her head at Gamma.] What the hell is that supposed to mean?

I never replied to this GDI

[whos_there]

THERE IS NO WORD FOR IT IN YOUR LANGUAGE.

that's okay :3

[i_got_this]

Seriously? That's your best excuse?

[whos_there]

I CAN APPROXIMATE A TRANSLATION IF YOU WISH.
WHAT IS THE SMELLIEST ANIMAL YOU KNOW OF?

[i_got_this]

[A weighted silence, and then --]

Wyoming. [Who can really tell in armor, but this AI was ticking her off.]

[knock_knock]

Yes?

[Dont look at him. He's not about to tell Gary to shut up. Besides, if South gets annoyed enough maybe she'll think twice about trying to take Gary. Either way- its a no lose scenario.]

[i_got_this]

I'm saying you're the smelliest.

[knock_knock]

Ohohoho, how amusing.

But considering I doubt Gary meant humans, you may want to think of something else.

[i_got_this]

Ugh, fine. I don't know ... a skunk, maybe?

[whos_there]

AND SKUNKS DEFECATE, CORRECT?

[i_got_this]

Uh yeah, I guess ... ?