On discussions of the season starting in five days...

[knock_knock]

Allow me to understand, quickly.

Someone mentioned canon incontinuity and you decided to rant about me? And for a good few minutes too!
Ohohoho- my dear Mun, I assure you I've known exactly what  I've been about since day one. Whoever said that my goals have changed? I simply haven't stated them aloud, is all.

Whats that? You believe I should've killed Private Tucker by now? Well of course I could, I simply didn't want to. Obviously I had ulterior motives that a simple girl like you could never understand without it being explained in full. 

And you needn't worry about how they skimmed over me last time- Im sure they'll come around and actually let me speak soon. Not like they can keep me quiet, after all. 

And neither can you, apparently.

Ehehehe...

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[bullshitmeter]

[The girl comment earns you a thrown smoke grenade.]

[knock_knock]

[He picks it up on his motion trackers and dodges. He's bringing his rifle to the ready now, scanning for whoever threw that while the smoke clears.]

Shit. Five days? Really? *Lost track of time*

[volunteeredforthis]

You can't fault her for wondering why exactly you were muddling around, or why you have a tendency to go for the convoluted plans rather than getting things done.

[ Getting from A to B really doesn't need a plan than resembles a Rube Goldberg machine. ]

Yeah, I know right?

[knock_knock]

Well I'll let her wonder on. She may have me trapped but it's not like I'm going to tell her everything.
[And he's not telling you either. The Mun does have her suspicions that Tucker was never actually the goal though what with Tex...]

At least that means the wait is... not really that bad.

[volunteeredforthis]

That just means she makes something up. [ Which could be advantageous, if highly dependent on what's thought up. ]

And trapped is such a narrow minded way of looking at this, haven't you even tried getting into places they've said not to?

[ Okay, so he's been running into a lot of redacted information pertaining to himself, but there's a lot of other things he can ferret out. Seriously, some of the people in here have the coolest things. ]

[knock_knock]

Well then if she's wrong she can't blame us, now can she? Ohoho...

Of course I have, but now she's sending me somewhere. Said it should keep me busy, and personally I cannot disagree with that assessment.
[Theres a later version of you there, who knows what Wyoming did in Out of Mind. Could be interesting.]

[volunteeredforthis]

[ There are ways to do that, regardless of who's at fault. ]

I wouldn't be so sure of that. You just won't deserve it.

[ Talking to himself. Literally. That would be... brain breaking. A little. Okay, so, a lot. ]

I've heard about what some of those places can get up to, and busy is an understatement.

[knock_knock]

Im making sure she knows it will be her own fault.
[by repeatedly telling me, yes thank you.

And Wyoming does that all the time. Talking to himself. Might be why he's a tad bonkers besides the whole thing with Gary.]
Precisely. And hearing about this... magic castle does not give me confidence in it being less than that so far.

Apparently Gary and I both have to loose something in order to gain entrance. I've made my displeasure known with her choices.

[volunteeredforthis]

I'm sure that's working out for you.

[ Yeah, he totally believes you, Wyoming. Total confidence.

But there's a difference in talking to yourself, and talking with yourself. Why is he having this argument anyway? ]

A physical object, or...

My mun is thinking the ability to talk for a week.

[knock_knock]

Yes, very amusing. Im impressed.

And I suppose I should put it like this- a little of both.
[Gary's loss is the ability to operate the time enhancement. Wyoming lost the ability to kill things. Theres no damn way hes telling York this.]

[volunteeredforthis]

[ It's a good thing York doesn't have the ability to read bracket text then, isn't it? ]

It's like reading the small print when you signed up, there's always something.

Like being stop-lossed. Not that it's much of an issue now.

[knock_knock]

[A very good thing.]

Good thing we never signed up then, isnt it?
[His voice as dry as it gets.]

[volunteeredforthis]

Still leaves a lot of questions that want answers.

[knock_knock]

Isn't that how this conversation started?

I doubt we'll ever get any real information from these...muns.

[boomofo]

Oh god...

GO AWAY!

[knock_knock]

Good to see you too, Leonard.

Glad to see you cheerful as always. Ohohoho...

[boomofo]

Good to see you being annoying as always.

[mutters] fucking freelancers

[i_got_this]

Hey, at least she still thinks there's a chance you're alive.

[sulksulksulk]

[knock_knock]

Yes, I rather did like that part.

Terrible shame about you and your brother though.
[And by terrible shame he means he doesnt really care beyond the fact that Theta was taken, and two more freelancers are dead somehow...]

[i_got_this]

Yeah well, my mun's got some theories on that too, okay? [Fuck you for bringing up North :| ]

[But, you know, that reminds her ...] You still got Gamma with you?

[whos_there]

I'm sure she does.
[Not mentioning HIS Mun has North in the theory as much as Wyoming himself. Just because he doesn't feel like mentioning it.]

Yes, he's still with me.

[And oh look, you asked for him by name, so now he doesnt feel like staying quiet. Good job.]
HELLO

[i_got_this]

[Yeah, she's looking from Gamma to Wyoming and back to Gamma. How does obtain ...]

So, my mun says you guys are headed t the stupid castle, too?

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming is side-eying you under that helmet, because dont you even think about it he will not be afraid to hit a girl in self-defense. Hell, hes not afraid to hit a girl in offense either...]

Yes, though I did tell her to pick a place where Im less likely to meet any... old friends. Seems like she's dead set against us having a good time.

SHE IS A BIT OF A SHISNO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[i_got_this]

Muns usually are.

[South tips her head at Gamma.] What the hell is that supposed to mean?

I never replied to this GDI

[whos_there]

THERE IS NO WORD FOR IT IN YOUR LANGUAGE.

that's okay :3

[i_got_this]

Seriously? That's your best excuse?

[whos_there]

I CAN APPROXIMATE A TRANSLATION IF YOU WISH.
WHAT IS THE SMELLIEST ANIMAL YOU KNOW OF?

[i_got_this]

[A weighted silence, and then --]

Wyoming. [Who can really tell in armor, but this AI was ticking her off.]

[knock_knock]

Yes?

[Dont look at him. He's not about to tell Gary to shut up. Besides, if South gets annoyed enough maybe she'll think twice about trying to take Gary. Either way- its a no lose scenario.]

[i_got_this]

I'm saying you're the smelliest.

[knock_knock]

Ohohoho, how amusing.

But considering I doubt Gary meant humans, you may want to think of something else.

[i_got_this]

Ugh, fine. I don't know ... a skunk, maybe?

[whos_there]

AND SKUNKS DEFECATE, CORRECT?

[i_got_this]

Uh yeah, I guess ... ?