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[slyest]

I know your thoughts, and I advise you to reconsider them. You can't repair what isn't broken. Your opinion to the contrary on that score is inconsequential.
 
And lest you further waste my time, let me remind you that I care not for Midgard. Your attempts to open me to the realm's wonders are futile. I fail to find myself impressed. Just as I cannot claim to appreciate your clumsy attempts to achieve reconciliation between myself and Thor. There are others who would find his company favorable; he has a veritable company of misbegotten mortals at his beck and call. Offer one of them up for the trial of dealing with his heavy-handed foolishness. I've no interest in revisiting ancient history.

As you seem to have forgotten who I am, I think perhaps it's time I reminded you.

Comments

[loveguru]

Oh no! Are you fighting with your Thor friend? Is it just your mun trying to help or is he trying to patch things up too?

[slyest]

A fight suggests we've common ground on which to meet. There is none. And we are far from friends.

[loveguru]

What about in the past, were you friends then?

[slyest]

No.

[gotoagent]

It seems you really are all over the internet, Loki. I'm sure your mun can just goggle you for any reminders she may need.

[slyest]

I beg your pardon?

[Loki knows not of this strange technology you speak of.]

[gotoagent]

[Oh, how amusing.]

Norse God, with all your tricks and cunning, yet you can't even use a search engine.

[slyest]

I've no need of your human tools.

[gotoagent]

Because everyone knows how well you do on your own.

oops bitty thor, I'm so sorry.

[brothor]

Brother!!

[It's almost charming how he doesn't listen to a word you say.]

never ever apologize

[slyest]

Thor?

[Congratulations, tiny brother. You've succeeded in surprising him.]

Except now I will apologise for being late

[brothor]

Loki! Is this more of your trickery? [He's meant to be the tall one, why do you wound him so.]

no worries!

[slyest]

Me?

[He's still a little taken aback here, forgive him.]

I think it's you who plays tricks this day.

[brothor]

I've no reason to fool you, brother.

[cherrybombpie]

You must be hard to please.

[slyest]

Oh no, not at all.

[cherrybombpie]

Well, you keep complaining at your mundane for everything that she or he does! Not to mention the fact that exploring a new place always has something interesting in store. Exploration is the only worthwhile thing during one's imprisonment.

[nobodysbishie]

Oh, yeah? Then let's try another tack.

What do you care about?

[slyest]

Oh, many things. Too many to list, certainly. What about you?

[nobodysbishie]

Oh come on, surely you can manage a Top Ten.

Me? I want the future. I want a world worth living in, an' a few more worlds to expand into. I want a society where sentients of all stripes can live and interact together with minimal hostility, an' EVERYONE knows that you do not fuck with the sons of Man. While I'm at it, I want as many people who are currently alive as possible to make it to that future.

A girlfriend might be nice too, but one step at a time.

[slyest]

But that's so limiting.

Fortunately for you, there are as many worlds as there are futures to populate them. Search long enough, and no doubt you'll find the one you seek.

Though if I were you, I'd work on that girlfriend first. It seems the easiest of the tasks you've set for yourself.

[lunging]

What's supposed to be broken?

[slyest]

Nothing's broken. That's the point.

[lunging]

Thus the "supposed" as in what is supposedly broken?

[slyest]

Does it matter if it isn't?