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[slyest]

I know your thoughts, and I advise you to reconsider them. You can't repair what isn't broken. Your opinion to the contrary on that score is inconsequential.
 
And lest you further waste my time, let me remind you that I care not for Midgard. Your attempts to open me to the realm's wonders are futile. I fail to find myself impressed. Just as I cannot claim to appreciate your clumsy attempts to achieve reconciliation between myself and Thor. There are others who would find his company favorable; he has a veritable company of misbegotten mortals at his beck and call. Offer one of them up for the trial of dealing with his heavy-handed foolishness. I've no interest in revisiting ancient history.

As you seem to have forgotten who I am, I think perhaps it's time I reminded you.

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[slyest]

Of course it has. I said as much just moments ago.

[Loki knows his ability to play dumb is somewhat hampered by how he's spent so much of his life lording how smart he is over everyone else. But he'll still make the attempt. Because he's contradictory that way.]

Are the medical arts a hobby of yours? Or simply necessary knowledge for a warrior likely to acquire battlefield injuries?

[lunging]

Medical arts? What do you mean?

[slyest]

Identifying and setting broken bones.

[lunging]

...simple needed knowledge for the battlefield, nothing more.

[slyest]

Perhaps you should come with me when next I go to battle. Provided, of course, the enemy is one of which you approve.

[lunging]

[Ugh, facepalm]

I'm sure I could manage any battle you would be in, my prince.

[slyest]

[Sorry, Fandral. He can't help picking at it.]

I'm sure you could. Still, I'd prefer one in which we fought on the same side.

[lunging]

[WHAT IF HE FROWNS :(]

I prefer such battles myself as well.

[slyest]

[NO DON'T FROWN >| ]

Then I'll see what I can do. I shouldn't want to disappoint you.