....Fuck.

[nubbybastard]

JEGUS FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST.
WHY IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS?
WHY?
DOES IT AMUSE YOU TO SEE ME GET PISSED AT YOU AND SCREAM AT YOU LIKE A FUCKING WRIGGLER?
SHIT, IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU'VE GOT THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE STRIDER IN YOUR HEAD, NOW I HAVE TO BE HIVEMATES WITH HIM?
NO.
NO, FUCK THAT.
I WANT A NEW MUN-HUMAN.
I WANT TO BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.

AND WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED ABOUT THE CHOICE OF MY USERNAME?
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? DO YOU THINK MY HORNS ARE FUNNY?
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING NOW WHEN I SHOVE MY SICKLE DOWN YOUR FUCKING CHUTE HOLE
THEN WHO'S GOING TO BE LAUGHING NOW?

Comments

[nottooattached]

dude your horns are hilarious
how are you even asking this question your horns are the groucho fucking marx of horns

[nubbybastard]

GO DIE IN A FIRE, STRIDER.
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED QUESTION THAT YOUR HUMAN BRAIN EVER CAME UP WITH.
I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS FOR EVEN FOR MAKING FUN OF MY HORNS.
AT LEAST I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR STUPID ASS GLASSES OR YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC.
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
GO DIE IN A FIRE.

[nottooattached]

right okay
seriously though theyre awesome
probably the best horns ever
theyre just hanging out up there waiting to be made fun of
maybe you should wear a hat if youre that worried about it i mean i guess its like having a tiny dick except two glued to the top of your head
rose could knit you a hat

[nubbybastard]

A HAT?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED A HAT?
I WOULD LOOK MORE FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
YOU DON'T SEE PYROPE WEARING A FUCKING HAT
LET ALONE GIVING A DAMN ABOUT HER HORNS
BUT I BET YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS IF SHE'S TRYING TO SNIFF YOU AND LICK YOU.
JEGUS.

1/2

[nottooattached]

vantas
vantas
hey
hey
are you listening
vantas

[nottooattached]

on behalf of the entire universe
get a hobby

[thoughtandflow]

TH3R3 1S BUT ON3 4NSW3R TO TH4T L4ST QU3ST1ON
4ND TH4T 4NSW3R WOULD B3 M3
H3H3H3

[nubbybastard]

OH FUCKING HA HA HA.
VERY FUNNY.
I BET YOU WERE WAITING TO MAKE THAT LINE.
LET'S GIVE A HAND TO TEREZI PYROPE
WHO THINK SHE'S FUNNY.

[thoughtandflow]

NO TH1NK 4BOUT 1T
1 KNOW 1M H1L4R1OUS
4ND 1F YOU W1LL M4K3 1T SO 34SY FOR M3 WH4T 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO DO?

[nubbybastard]

FUCK YOU.
MY BARBS AREN'T FOR YOU TO MOCK.
THEY'RE LEGITIMATE COMPLAINTS, AND MY MUN SHOULD LISTEN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S DONE.
GIVING ME A FUCKING STUPID USERNAME AND EVEN PUTTING ME IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLACE.
NOOKSUCKING BITCH.

[thoughtandflow]

H3H3H3H3H3
BUT K4RK4T YOUR3 SO 4DOR4BL3 WH3N YOU ST4RT FL41L1NG 4ND FROTH1NG L1K3 TH1S
4ND 1 L1K3 TH3 N4M3 YOUR MUN G4V3 YOU
1T SU1TS YOU
>;]

[dicey]

XXXXD

You must 8e new!

[nubbybastard]

AND YOU MUST BE AN IDIOT WHO THINKS TYPING EIGHTS IN PLACE OF THE LETTER B IS COOL.
NEWSFLASH: IT'S NOT.
AND YOUR SMILEYS ARE DUMB.

[dicey]

My smilies are adora8le.

[nubbybastard]

SO ARE MINE, BUT I DO IT IN STYLE. |:B
SEE THAT?
THAT WAS CUTE AND COOL AT THE SAME TIME.
WAIT, WHAT.
WHY AM I ARGUING FUCKING SMILIES WITH YOU?
I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING RETARD NOW.

[dicey]

No way! That was 8oring. And only losers put their horns into their emotes.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < well
:33 < to be purrfectly honest
:33 < they are kinda nubby
:33 < but thats not a bad thing!
:33 < in fact its purrty cute

[nubbybastard]

LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP.
YOU'VE REALLY MADE MY DAY BY BEING HERE.
THANK YOU FURRY MUCH.
SHIT, I MEAN VERY MUCH!

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh my gosh
:33 < you just punned!
:33 < h33h33

[nubbybastard]

YOU NEVER SAW THAT.
NEVER.
NOT EVEN FUR A MINUTE.
GOGDAMN IT!

[moirailcompass]

:33 < saw what?
:33 < hmm? :PP
:33 < i am pawsitively certain
:33 < that i have no idea what i saw
:33 < not even 'fur' a minute
:33 < certainly nothing like our mighty leader karkitty
:33 < making adorable cat puns

[honkalypse]

hey best friend.
HEY MOTHERFUCKER.
maybe you should be getting your calm on a bit.
RELAXING FEELS ALL ON DOWN THROUGH HERE.
don't being all upset about those fine motherfucking nubs.
BEING THE CUTEST NUBS FOR THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND OF MINE.
can't be thinking of no horns what would suit you all better.

[nubbybastard]

I AM CALM, YOU NOOKSTAIN.
I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING REMINDED THAT MY HORNS ARE SHORT AND RUBBABLE AS SHIT.
BUT THEN AGAIN, I BET YOUR MUN LIKES YOU FOR PERSONALITY.

[honkalypse]

you all sure up in there?
BUT IF YOU TELL IT AT ME ALL THAT YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET MY ARGUE ON.
and isn't yours all up liking you what for the same reason?
WHO WOULDN'T BE ALL GETTING THEIR LIKE ON OF YOU?

[nubbybastard]

WELL I'M NOT A FUCKING MIND READER. I CAN'T TELL WHAT GOES ON IN THEIR FUCKING MINDS. THEY'RE JUST CRAZY PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO PUT US IN THEIR WEIRD-ASS IDEAS.