....Fuck.

[nubbybastard]

JEGUS FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST.
WHY IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS?
WHY?
DOES IT AMUSE YOU TO SEE ME GET PISSED AT YOU AND SCREAM AT YOU LIKE A FUCKING WRIGGLER?
SHIT, IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU'VE GOT THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE STRIDER IN YOUR HEAD, NOW I HAVE TO BE HIVEMATES WITH HIM?
NO.
NO, FUCK THAT.
I WANT A NEW MUN-HUMAN.
I WANT TO BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.

AND WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED ABOUT THE CHOICE OF MY USERNAME?
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? DO YOU THINK MY HORNS ARE FUNNY?
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING NOW WHEN I SHOVE MY SICKLE DOWN YOUR FUCKING CHUTE HOLE
THEN WHO'S GOING TO BE LAUGHING NOW?

Comments

[nottooattached]

dude your horns are hilarious
how are you even asking this question your horns are the groucho fucking marx of horns

[nubbybastard]

GO DIE IN A FIRE, STRIDER.
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED QUESTION THAT YOUR HUMAN BRAIN EVER CAME UP WITH.
I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS FOR EVEN FOR MAKING FUN OF MY HORNS.
AT LEAST I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR STUPID ASS GLASSES OR YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC.
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
GO DIE IN A FIRE.

[nottooattached]

right okay
seriously though theyre awesome
probably the best horns ever
theyre just hanging out up there waiting to be made fun of
maybe you should wear a hat if youre that worried about it i mean i guess its like having a tiny dick except two glued to the top of your head
rose could knit you a hat

[nubbybastard]

A HAT?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED A HAT?
I WOULD LOOK MORE FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
YOU DON'T SEE PYROPE WEARING A FUCKING HAT
LET ALONE GIVING A DAMN ABOUT HER HORNS
BUT I BET YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS IF SHE'S TRYING TO SNIFF YOU AND LICK YOU.
JEGUS.

1/2

[nottooattached]

vantas
vantas
hey
hey
are you listening
vantas

[nottooattached]

on behalf of the entire universe
get a hobby

[nubbybastard]

GET FUCKED, STRIDER.

[thoughtandflow]

TH3R3 1S BUT ON3 4NSW3R TO TH4T L4ST QU3ST1ON
4ND TH4T 4NSW3R WOULD B3 M3
H3H3H3

[nottooattached]

no im actually okay but maybe you should

[nubbybastard]

OH FUCKING HA HA HA.
VERY FUNNY.
I BET YOU WERE WAITING TO MAKE THAT LINE.
LET'S GIVE A HAND TO TEREZI PYROPE
WHO THINK SHE'S FUNNY.

[nubbybastard]

I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE IN ABOUT, SAY NEVER.

[thoughtandflow]

NO TH1NK 4BOUT 1T
1 KNOW 1M H1L4R1OUS
4ND 1F YOU W1LL M4K3 1T SO 34SY FOR M3 WH4T 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO DO?

[dicey]

XXXXD

You must 8e new!

[nubbybastard]

FUCK YOU.
MY BARBS AREN'T FOR YOU TO MOCK.
THEY'RE LEGITIMATE COMPLAINTS, AND MY MUN SHOULD LISTEN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S DONE.
GIVING ME A FUCKING STUPID USERNAME AND EVEN PUTTING ME IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLACE.
NOOKSUCKING BITCH.

[thoughtandflow]

H3H3H3H3H3
BUT K4RK4T YOUR3 SO 4DOR4BL3 WH3N YOU ST4RT FL41L1NG 4ND FROTH1NG L1K3 TH1S
4ND 1 L1K3 TH3 N4M3 YOUR MUN G4V3 YOU
1T SU1TS YOU
>;]

[nubbybastard]

AND YOU MUST BE AN IDIOT WHO THINKS TYPING EIGHTS IN PLACE OF THE LETTER B IS COOL.
NEWSFLASH: IT'S NOT.
AND YOUR SMILEYS ARE DUMB.

[dicey]

My smilies are adora8le.

didn't happen. :|

[nottooattached]

no but seriously you clearly have an unhealthy obsession with other peoples sex lives
have you considered the possibility that youre some kind of weird sex freak karkat
have you

[nubbybastard]

WELL, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!
I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SAY FUCK YOU FOR THAT!
AND I AM NOT FUCKING ADORABLE WHEN I RANT AND RAGE ABOUT THE SHIT THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS.
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO TOUCH MY HORNS AND SHIT.

[nubbybastard]

SO ARE MINE, BUT I DO IT IN STYLE. |:B
SEE THAT?
THAT WAS CUTE AND COOL AT THE SAME TIME.
WAIT, WHAT.
WHY AM I ARGUING FUCKING SMILIES WITH YOU?
I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING RETARD NOW.

[dicey]

No way! That was 8oring. And only losers put their horns into their emotes.

[thoughtandflow]

NOT Y3T 4NYW4Y
JUST W41T UNT1L SH3 D3C1D3S SH3 W4NTS TO THROW YOU OUT TO PL4Y W1TH TH3 B1G K1DS
1M SUR3 TH3 OTH3R MUS3S OUT TH3R3 W1LL B3 4LL OV3R YOUR NUBBY L1TTL3 HORNS 4ND YOUR R1D1CULOUS K3YBO4RD FL41L1NG 4ND WH4T3V3R OTH3R SH3N4N1G4NS H4PP3N B3C4US3 OF WH3R3V3R YOU 3ND UP

nope.

[nubbybastard]

I HAVE STANDARDS, NOOKSUCKER.
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A KISMESIS TO YOU.
MY HATE IS PLATONIC.
I HAVE NO FUCKING INTEREST IN YOUR SEX LIVES NOR YOUR HOW YOU HUMANS DEAL WITH SEX.

[nubbybastard]

OH, GEE!
THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF FUCKING CONFIDENCE!
I FEEL SO READY TO JOIN IN THE RANKS OF FUCKASSES READY TO MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE OF A LIVING HELL THAN IT ALREADY IS!
I'M SO OVERJOYED.

[thoughtandflow]

YOU KNOW M3 K4RK4T
1 T3LL 1T 4S 1T 1S
DO YOU 3V3N H4V3 4 POSS1BL3 HOM3 OR 1S TH1S ON3 OF THOS3 TH1NGS WH3R3 YOU G3T TO CH1LL OUT 1N TH3 MUNS TH1NK P4N 4ND POK3 H3R NOW 4ND 4G41N WH3N YOU G3T BOR3D?