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[puzzlemurder]

YOu REALLY NEED TO STOP WITH THIS BuLLSHIT.
CONGRATuLATIONS YOu HAVE FIGuRED OuT THAT I TROLL DIRK BACKWARDS IN TIME.
NOW STOP GIVING YOuRSELF ASSPATS.
SELF GRATIFYING ASS PATTAGE IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST DETESTABLE DISPLAYS OF SELF-LOVE I'VE YET TO EXPERIENCE YOU HuMANS PORTRAYING.
SO LET'S JuST END THIS POINTLESS EXCHANGE NOW BEFORE EITHER OF uS EMBARRASSES THE OTHER FuRTHER.

P.S. DIDN'T I FuCKING TELL YOu TO STOP ATTEMPTING TO PLAY ME.
I HAVE ALMOST ZERO CANON.
AND YOu ARE BEING A RAGING IDIOT THINKING YOu ARE CAPABLE OF PLAYING ME YET.
HAVE FuN GETTING MOCKED.

P.P.S
TO ANY OF THE LAME FuCKS uNFORTuNATE ENOuGH TO READ THIS DREDGE
I DEMAND THE APPEASEMENT OF PORNOGRAPHY.
IF YOU CANNOT PROVIDE SuCH THEN GET OuT YOu AREN'T WANTED HERE

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[accelerates]

narrow down the genre and ill see what i can do

[puzzlemurder]

GREETINGS AGAIN SIR GLASSES OF RED HERRINGS.
EXCuSE ME WHILE I TAKE A STRONG WHIFF OF THAT STINK THAT IS CALLED HYPOCRISY.
DID YOu NOT JuST TELL ME THAT IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE FOR DIRK TO ACTuALLY DELIVER ME THE REQuESTED ARTWORK?
HOW FuCKING MuCH DO YOu THINK YOu CAN SCREW WITH ME?

[accelerates]

.....
yeah boy you caught me woah cant pull the wool over your eyes
that whole attempt was a pitiful display of me totally not being able to trick you since i definitely said all that shit youre describing

[puzzlemurder]

YOuR LEVELS OF TRANSPARENCY ARE SO DAMN CLEAR THAT IT'S LIKE LOOKING THROuGH A FuCKING GLASS.
SINCE YOu ARE SO OBVIOuSLY NOT GLASSES, DuE TO YOuR QuIRK INCONSISTENCY AND LACK OF PuNCTuATIONS, I WILL FEEL ABSOLuTELY NO GuILT IN SAYING THE FOLLOWING.
WOW. YOu SEEM LIKE A HuGE DOuCHE. WHO uSES RED TEXT ANYWAYS?

[accelerates]

who says im not glasses

[puzzlemurder]

YOu AREN'T.
YOu DON'T TYPE LIKE A FuCKING ROBOTIC DISPLAY OF SELF OBSESSION AND MASTuRBATORY NEEDINESS.

[zerofucksgiven]

worry not, I aim to please! the internet is for porn, after all, y/y? just google 2girls1cup

[puzzlemurder]

HA. HA.
WOW YOu MuST THINK YOu ARE SOME COMEDIAN.
AND THAT I'M SOME SORT OF FuCKING CHuMP.
HOW CLuELESS DO YOu THINK I AM?
YEAH. I TOTALLY WANT TO WATCH THAT ABOMINATION.
SuRE IS THE KIND OF PORN I'M LOOKING FOR.

[zerofucksgiven]

hey, man, you gotta be more specific. or, you know, go to /b/ and they will just post porn without you even having to ask.

[puzzlemurder]

MY PREFERENCE FOR PORNOGRAPHY ACQuISITION SEEMS TO BE BALLS DEEP IN COMBAT BuLLSHIT.
SO I'VE RESIGNED MYSELF TO BEING CONTENT WITH WHATEVER I CAN FIND.

[zerofucksgiven]

so do you mean sexy combat or do you like gore

...have you ever seen 300

[puzzlemurder]

TO BE HONEST I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF FuCKING BuLLSHIT HE'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO.

IF YOu YOU MEAN "WHERE A KING HAS TO DEFEND HIS CITY FROM INVADING NEIGHBORING ALIENS WHO ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HIS KINGDOM FROM HIM SO HE GATHERS TOGETHER A LARGE ARMY OF SOLDIERS TO DEFEND HIS KINGDOM AND PROTECT HIS FAMILY, BuT IT TuRNS OUT HE'S ONLY BRINGING THREE HuNDRED SOLDIERS WITH HIM LIKE SOME SORT OF FuCKING CHuMP...."

[He goes on to say the entire troll title of 300.]

THEN YES.

[nubbybastard]

HEY ASSHOLE.
TEXT COLOR-STEALING ASSHOLE.
PICK ANOTHER FUCKING COLOR.
THIS ONE'S ALREADY TAKEN.

[puzzlemurder]

WOW. NEWSFLASH COCK WAFFLE.
YOuR CODE IS 626262.
MINE IS 323232. SO IF YOu WOuLD. KINDLY SuCK A BuLGE YOu EQuALLY FRuSTRATING FREAK.
LET ME GuESS THOuGH.
RED BLOOD RIGHT?

[nubbybastard]

FUCK YOU YOU BULGESUCKING FUCK.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMUG IT'S NOT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE FUTURE ME UNDER A DIFFERENT TEXT COLOR, SAVE FOR THAT DUMBASS QUIRK OF YOURS.
AND FUCK YOU, I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT EITHER.

[puzzlemurder]

WOW. IMMATuRE MuCH?
FIRST OF ALL. IF I WAS A FuTuRE VERSION OF YOu I WOuLD PROBABLY THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE. I'D BE THAT ASHAMED OF BEING YOu.
SECOND OF ALL. YOu OBVIOuSLY ARE. YOu ARE SO FuCKING TRANSPARENT ABOuT BEING INSECuRE ABOuT IT, IT'S ALMOST CuTE.

[nubbybastard]

EXCUSE ME?
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, DISHING OUT SUCH LAME FUCKASS INSULTS?
I AM THE MASTER OF INSULTING PEOPLE, YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING AMATEUR THAT THINKS HE'S COOL.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ME. I WOULD NEVER EVEN TYPE MY U'S LIKE A FUCKING TOOL. I WOULD LOOK FUCKING IDIOTIC. I AM TOO FUCKING KICKASS TO BE LIKE YOU.

SECOND, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE. MY BLOOD IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. EVEN IF I WAS, WHAT'S TO SAY YOU'RE NOT A RED FUCKING BLOOD YOURSELF? I'M SURPRISED NO ONE TRIED TO FUCKING CULL YOU WHEN YOU WERE A WRIGGLER. HOLY WOOFBEAST SHIT. AT LEAST I'M SUBTLE ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF ANNOUNCING IT TO THE ENTIRE NETWORK.

[puzzlemurder]

TL;DR

[be_u_tiful]

i shoUld have known.
not only are yoU caUsing problems with oUr session, yoU are bothering the hUmans as well!
dirk was obvioUsly very bUsy.
yoUr ridicUloUs game coUld have waited. >:U
I shoUld have expected yoU to jeer him in the past instead of being patient and waiting Until he had the time.

[puzzlemurder]

MY GAME IS OF THE uTMOST VITAL IMPORTANCE.
I NEEDED THAT WORK.
RIGHT FuCKING THEN
THERE IS ABSOLuTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH JEERING SOMEONE IN THE FuCKING PAST.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE EVER DOES ANYTHING WITH HIS TIME ANYWAYS.
HE JuST TuGS IT TO COLORFuL HOOFBEASTS, BuILDS ROBOTS, TuGS IT TO ENGLISH AND PLAYS WITH THAT FuCKING PuPPET ABOMINATION.
HE COuLD HAVE STOPPED WHAT HE WAS DOING.

[dicey]

Oh, god.

It's another Karkat! As if one of you wasn't shouty and nosey enough.

[puzzlemurder]

IS KARKAT THAT SLIGHTLY LIGHTER GREY TEXTED BuLGEGROPER uP THERE?
BECAuSE I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOuR DISDAIN TOWARDS HIM.
CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S INSuFFERABLE OR JuST DESPERATE.
PROBABLY BOTH.

[dicey]

Yeah, that's him. He's not that 8ad sometimes, but the rest of the time, he's completely intolera8le!

[puzzlemurder]

I WANT TO MAKE HIM BEND OVER AND BE MY FOOTSTOOL.

[dicey]

Hahahaha. Are you sure you're not some weirdo future Karkat? You sound exactly like he does when he's ranting a8out how he used to have to deal with his past selves!