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YOu REALLY NEED TO STOP WITH THIS BuLLSHIT.
CONGRATuLATIONS YOu HAVE FIGuRED OuT THAT I TROLL DIRK BACKWARDS IN TIME.
NOW STOP GIVING YOuRSELF ASSPATS.
SELF GRATIFYING ASS PATTAGE IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST DETESTABLE DISPLAYS OF SELF-LOVE I'VE YET TO EXPERIENCE YOU HuMANS PORTRAYING.
SO LET'S JuST END THIS POINTLESS EXCHANGE NOW BEFORE EITHER OF uS EMBARRASSES THE OTHER FuRTHER.

P.S. DIDN'T I FuCKING TELL YOu TO STOP ATTEMPTING TO PLAY ME.
I HAVE ALMOST ZERO CANON.
AND YOu ARE BEING A RAGING IDIOT THINKING YOu ARE CAPABLE OF PLAYING ME YET.
HAVE FuN GETTING MOCKED.

P.P.S
TO ANY OF THE LAME FuCKS uNFORTuNATE ENOuGH TO READ THIS DREDGE
I DEMAND THE APPEASEMENT OF PORNOGRAPHY.
IF YOU CANNOT PROVIDE SuCH THEN GET OuT YOu AREN'T WANTED HERE

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narrow down the genre and ill see what i can do

worry not, I aim to please! the internet is for porn, after all, y/y? just google 2girls1cup

GREETINGS AGAIN SIR GLASSES OF RED HERRINGS.
EXCuSE ME WHILE I TAKE A STRONG WHIFF OF THAT STINK THAT IS CALLED HYPOCRISY.
DID YOu NOT JuST TELL ME THAT IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE FOR DIRK TO ACTuALLY DELIVER ME THE REQuESTED ARTWORK?
HOW FuCKING MuCH DO YOu THINK YOu CAN SCREW WITH ME?

HA. HA.
WOW YOu MuST THINK YOu ARE SOME COMEDIAN.
AND THAT I'M SOME SORT OF FuCKING CHuMP.
HOW CLuELESS DO YOu THINK I AM?
YEAH. I TOTALLY WANT TO WATCH THAT ABOMINATION.
SuRE IS THE KIND OF PORN I'M LOOKING FOR.

.....
yeah boy you caught me woah cant pull the wool over your eyes
that whole attempt was a pitiful display of me totally not being able to trick you since i definitely said all that shit youre describing

hey, man, you gotta be more specific. or, you know, go to /b/ and they will just post porn without you even having to ask.

YOuR LEVELS OF TRANSPARENCY ARE SO DAMN CLEAR THAT IT'S LIKE LOOKING THROuGH A FuCKING GLASS.
SINCE YOu ARE SO OBVIOuSLY NOT GLASSES, DuE TO YOuR QuIRK INCONSISTENCY AND LACK OF PuNCTuATIONS, I WILL FEEL ABSOLuTELY NO GuILT IN SAYING THE FOLLOWING.
WOW. YOu SEEM LIKE A HuGE DOuCHE. WHO uSES RED TEXT ANYWAYS?

MY PREFERENCE FOR PORNOGRAPHY ACQuISITION SEEMS TO BE BALLS DEEP IN COMBAT BuLLSHIT.
SO I'VE RESIGNED MYSELF TO BEING CONTENT WITH WHATEVER I CAN FIND.

who says im not glasses

so do you mean sexy combat or do you like gore

...have you ever seen 300

YOu AREN'T.
YOu DON'T TYPE LIKE A FuCKING ROBOTIC DISPLAY OF SELF OBSESSION AND MASTuRBATORY NEEDINESS.

except for the part where youre describing me as if weve known each other our whole lives
its downright eerie

TO BE HONEST I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF FuCKING BuLLSHIT HE'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO.

IF YOu YOU MEAN "WHERE A KING HAS TO DEFEND HIS CITY FROM INVADING NEIGHBORING ALIENS WHO ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HIS KINGDOM FROM HIM SO HE GATHERS TOGETHER A LARGE ARMY OF SOLDIERS TO DEFEND HIS KINGDOM AND PROTECT HIS FAMILY, BuT IT TuRNS OUT HE'S ONLY BRINGING THREE HuNDRED SOLDIERS WITH HIM LIKE SOME SORT OF FuCKING CHuMP...."

[He goes on to say the entire troll title of 300.]

THEN YES.

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOu ARE A PAIR OF DIRK FuCKING STRIDER'S MAGICAL ROBOTIC SuNGLASSES.
THE GLASSES AT LEAST TALK TO ME LIKE THEY KNOW A THING OR FuCKING TWO ABOUT MANNERS.
YOu ARE JuST RuDE.

rude and nasty 24/7 bro
ok you caught me x2 im not the glasses im way better than that
im another strider

GOOD.
NOW DRAW ME PORN IN DIRK'S STEAD.

oh sorry I thought you meant that you were looking to acquire combat porn, so is your friend like in a war or something

I mean anyway there is a ridic amount of porn out there!! the beautiful thing about the intertubes is that it connects people with even the weirdest of fetishes! look at furry fandom, for example. if you can imagine it, it probably exists somewhere.

haha shit no dave strider aint no ones second choice

TL;DR.
I WANT HIM TO DRAW ME PORN.
AND IF HE WON'T. SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO DRAW PORN FOR ME.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK uP SOME OF MY OWN.

oh wow does he do it for free??? that's really nice of him. I know some people who do stuff like that but they usually work on commission. apparently you can make loads of money drawing yiff! I could hook you up if you want, although idk if you're on a budget

HEY ASSHOLE.
TEXT COLOR-STEALING ASSHOLE.
PICK ANOTHER FUCKING COLOR.
THIS ONE'S ALREADY TAKEN.

i shoUld have known.
not only are yoU caUsing problems with oUr session, yoU are bothering the hUmans as well!
dirk was obvioUsly very bUsy.
yoUr ridicUloUs game coUld have waited. >:U
I shoUld have expected yoU to jeer him in the past instead of being patient and waiting Until he had the time.

WOW. NEWSFLASH COCK WAFFLE.
YOuR CODE IS 626262.
MINE IS 323232. SO IF YOu WOuLD. KINDLY SuCK A BuLGE YOu EQuALLY FRuSTRATING FREAK.
LET ME GuESS THOuGH.
RED BLOOD RIGHT?

MY GAME IS OF THE uTMOST VITAL IMPORTANCE.
I NEEDED THAT WORK.
RIGHT FuCKING THEN
THERE IS ABSOLuTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH JEERING SOMEONE IN THE FuCKING PAST.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE EVER DOES ANYTHING WITH HIS TIME ANYWAYS.
HE JuST TuGS IT TO COLORFuL HOOFBEASTS, BuILDS ROBOTS, TuGS IT TO ENGLISH AND PLAYS WITH THAT FuCKING PuPPET ABOMINATION.
HE COuLD HAVE STOPPED WHAT HE WAS DOING.

I DON'T HAVE ANY FuCKING EARTH MONEY.
SO HE BETTER DO IT FOR FREE.
WHAT THE FuCK IS YIFF?!

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