Juuuuust another Loki bragging about shit/being fuggin' Loki ;'(

[slaegr]

While I could relay several more effective ways to capture the Odinson's attention ...

[ What Loki has omitted with regards to being impressed by his mun he more than makes up for with his smirk of amusement: it's cool and calculating, much like the rest of him, with just a lick of self-satisfaction around upturned corners. ]

Bedding his human was by no means lacking.

[ He inclines his head with faux-politenes, no doubt some imitation of mocking gratitude. However, when all's said and done, we should probably keep in mind that we're dealing with the not entirely wrongly titled 'Liesmith' ... ]

A pity about the aftermath — and her reaction to it. A chained consort is of no use to me without at least some semblance of her mind, after all.

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[nomoresmashing]

[All the glaring, Loki. All of it!]

[slaegr]

Now, Jane. Don't go spoiling my big surprise.

[nomoresmashing]

You're a monster, you know that?

[A sex creepy monster]

[slaegr]

[ There are worse things to be than a sex creepy monster. Kind of ... ♥ ]

I've been called worse in my time, I assure you.

[headbitchincharge]

Charming.

[slaegr]

—Enough for some, it would seem.

[headbitchincharge]

Because mythology is rife with gods seducing women under honest circumstances. [ if this results in evil demigod spawn it's on you, pal. ]

[slaegr]

Mythology?

[ Have a soft chuckle. ]

Chance a look to the streets, Agent Hill. I dare say you'll find this particular phenomenon present in all walks of life.

[therealgenius]

...did you wash with vinegar after? You hate us, if you had sex with a human wouldn't you have to shower for days on end?

[slaegr]

[ Sorry, ignoring literally everything. Loki will be Loki. ]

... And what are you supposed to be?

[therealgenius]

[Ignoring Justin Hammer is a bad idea. Ask Tony what happened to his Expo.]

Justin Hammer, CEO of Hammer Industries and former supplier of weapons to the United States Government. [Get to the point that matters, Hammeroid.] And...rival of Tony Stark, blah blah.

[slaegr]

A rival of Tony Stark.

[ This, Loki echoes with interest. An esteemed Midgardian arms dealer working against Stark — therefore against that merry band of spoilsports known as the Avengers — could prove worth a little investigation. ]

You wouldn't call yourself a fan of his iron toy, I take it.

[ironwoman]

[ .... hi loki, this is tony. a female one... but she's just gonna sit back and go.... ]

Rape is bad, m'kay?

[slaegr]

[ Goddamn you Tony Stark. ]

Noted.

[ironwoman]

It's like asking for the Avengers to come and kick your ass again.

[ shut up loki. she looks amazing. ]

[slaegr]

Hardly a preferred pastime of mine.

[ He'll just lift an eyebrow. This is so bizarre. ]

If you would be so kind as to not, I'd be most appreciative.

[spiderhorse]

[Uh-oh. Did this mean...

You're having another kid, Mother?]

[slaegr]

[ No, no, she made him use a rubber. No more siblings as of right now, baby-boy! ]

[spiderhorse]

[...

What is a rubber? She made you use a tree? That sounds painful.]

[purplepants]

Didn't think it was possible for you to sink any lower. You uh, managed it.

[slaegr]

Spare me your morality, Banner — or what morality you pretend to have.

[purplepants]

That's where you'd be wrong, but I guess details just aren't your thing.

[slaegr]

Or yours, apparently.

[warring_triad]

Oh please, you poser. You just wanted what your dear brother had, didn't you? I mean, even I know of your rivalry with him.

You're just as disgusting as those humans you claim to be above.

[odinsdottir]

What have you done?