Juuuuust another Loki bragging about shit/being fuggin' Loki ;'(

[slaegr]

While I could relay several more effective ways to capture the Odinson's attention ...

[ What Loki has omitted with regards to being impressed by his mun he more than makes up for with his smirk of amusement: it's cool and calculating, much like the rest of him, with just a lick of self-satisfaction around upturned corners. ]

Bedding his human was by no means lacking.

[ He inclines his head with faux-politenes, no doubt some imitation of mocking gratitude. However, when all's said and done, we should probably keep in mind that we're dealing with the not entirely wrongly titled 'Liesmith' ... ]

A pity about the aftermath — and her reaction to it. A chained consort is of no use to me without at least some semblance of her mind, after all.

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LMAO after the escape from hq i just. really wanted them to bitch at each other. ♥♥

[headbitchincharge]

[ wow, derisiveness. she has so never gotten that before. get your glowy blue surrogate wang back, loki. the real one is way disappointing. ]

No, just your average frat boy running his mouth.

Squabbling about legit nothing. They would have the best sleepovers.

[slaegr]

[ Frat boy? A Midgardian term, no doubt, and since it holds no meaning to Loki he's willing to let it slide. ]

Not for your benefit, I assure you.

"never have i ever -" "cared about anything you have done or said, just. drink.}

[headbitchincharge]

Obviously. I don't recall your last confrontation with Thor ending in your favour. [ but hey if this means you're gonna get your ass handed to you again - she could watch that. ]

"Want a beer?" "Yeah." "Get your own."

[slaegr]

[ Note: Watch. Not get involved. Because Loki would murderize her into 3012. ]

Confrontations with him tend not to, regardless.

somehow ends in a horrible driving lesson. "what do you mean i don't steer it with my collarbone?"

[headbitchincharge]

I guess you reap what you sow. [ crossed arms of total indifference. she'd kick your ass herself if she could, but she's not stupid enough to try unlike some agents will never forgive you coulson you beautiful son of a bitch. and she'd ask what's going to be so different about this time except she. doesn't really think anything will be. :/ ]

Then Maria drives them to Krispy Kreme and Loki has his first donut.

[slaegr]

[ Look. Look. Loki can cross his arms too, Maria. ]

His reliance on thuggishness is hardly my fault.

which he then makes a post about to try and piss tony off.

[headbitchincharge]

[ no kidding, broki. tbh your gun show looks like it's anorexics only. ]

Except for the fact that you provoked him, and are continuing to provoke him. What would you call that a reliance on? [ maria's would say childishness but to do so would kind of be counterintuitive to her point. so. she'll just say it with her eyes. ]

Sounds like a generally productive Day In Loki's Life tbh.

[slaegr]

[ How dare you he's lovely and toned under all that leather thank you v e r y much.

/cough. ]

Well, he does make it easy for me ...

sounds like a serious bender in maria's. special guest appearance by neil patrick harris.

[headbitchincharge]

[ words fail. commence phase 2: eyeroll out. ]