Juuuuust another Loki bragging about shit/being fuggin' Loki ;'(

[slaegr]

While I could relay several more effective ways to capture the Odinson's attention ...

[ What Loki has omitted with regards to being impressed by his mun he more than makes up for with his smirk of amusement: it's cool and calculating, much like the rest of him, with just a lick of self-satisfaction around upturned corners. ]

Bedding his human was by no means lacking.

[ He inclines his head with faux-politenes, no doubt some imitation of mocking gratitude. However, when all's said and done, we should probably keep in mind that we're dealing with the not entirely wrongly titled 'Liesmith' ... ]

A pity about the aftermath — and her reaction to it. A chained consort is of no use to me without at least some semblance of her mind, after all.

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[slaegr]

[ Friendship is magic, serious. Have an unimpressed stare though, because it seems like what he's trying to say is: ]

You wish you possess one yourself.

[ Well, that's fair enough. ]

And if you had the schematics, you wouldn't be at all tempted to use your creations to wipe the name 'Stark' from the record?

[therealgenius]

Oh? Oh, no. Tempted? Ha, no.

[Oh, look, Loki, someone who talks with his hands, watch him now.]

I want to make the Iron Man prosthesis look like a microwave oven from 1972. He doesn't know what he has, you see, he's keeping it all to himself, really very selfish. I'm going to take what he's done and magnify it times ten thousand, preferably at the expense of his company and his CEO, and watch him hide in some trailer park in a vodka-fueled self-destructive rage until he dies of alcohol poisoning.

That's all.

[slaegr]

[ ... That's fine, Loki can crush him himself. No sweat. ]

I see.

[ Have an indulgent smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes. ]

And when you've achieved all that — 'magnified it times ten thousand' — what will you do then? Sell your army to the military?

[therealgenius]

[Oh hey! He knows those smiles. All his servants give him those smiles.]

Uh, yes. That's my job. It's easier to do when he's out of the way, you see...he's only competition because he's Iron Man. If you take out Iron Man, then Hammer Industries is your only answer. And it's the better one.

[slaegr]

[ Yes, yes. Of course. He can sit through this bravado for as long as it takes — just keep on giving him answers, little guy. ]

But, seeing as you don't yet have the Iron Man, I feel as though it wouldn't be too bold to assume that you're having difficulty getting the schematics into your workshop.

[ The smile narrows into a smirk. ]

—I could help you with that.

[therealgenius]

[Justin Hammer is going to die a billion times at this rate.]

Really? Because, you know, last I heard...he survived being thrown out a window, so...