This was supposed to be an attempt at enabling more castmates...

[technetronic]

You want me to do this? Because the last time you tried this you offered to let people taser me. I don't think so. Besides the only people I'd be okay with showing up is Rhodey and Banner. And Rhodeys are like unicorns. That's right cupcake, I called you a unicorn, what are you going to do about it?

And Banner, how the hell is there a nearly full team and the only one missing is the one I actually like? [Thor's okay. But SHIELD agents and star spangled war heroes do not want. He hasn't been canon updated yet, he's allowed to be unhappy with everyone.]

So instead I'm going to do something else. [Clears his throat.] The reason why Carter, Foster and Ross don't show up in the movie and Pepper does is because she's with me. Well other than the fact that Carter's probably dead or wrinkly, but my point still stands. Pepper is the best. [He would add girlfriend to that sentence, but he is weird about defining it out loud. It's just a stable(ish) relationship okay.]

The army of me's out there would agree with me. Only the best for the most important character.

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[anomaliiiiies]

Excuse you. I was on a very important and prestigious consulting job.

[technetronic]

[Draws the word out.] No.

That was a convenient plot point to get rid of you.

[gotoagent]

Did you enjoy your time there, Ms. Foster?

[agtcarter]

[technetronic]

[He's being a dick, but please don't shoot him. I need him to do my tags.]

I'm sure you still made a very lovely dame under all those wrinkles.

[thatsnotmysecret]

Shame no one got to tase you. Would've been nice payback for the poking.

[He might be chuckling. Just a little. He can't help it.]

[anomaliiiiies]

I'm going to tase him in a minute, Dr. Banner.

[technetronic]

[Science bro, no. There will be no tasering of the billionaire.]

I was just testing a hypothesis with the poking. Scientific method, you know how it is.

[gotoagent]

I have that ability, Dr. Banner.

[rainingarrows]

[Clint sits up in his "nest" with a bowl of pop corn. Oh, Stark, you are so entertaining when you aren't annoying him. This should be fun to watch as the heroes and their girlfriends come and kick your ass...or taze it]

[technetronic]

[Share the popcorn or gtfo.]

ffff screw real tags

[savesthedance]

It really is all about you, isn't it? [Glares. HE DOES NOT APPRECIATE THAT COMMENT ABOUT PEGGY, just saying.]

same here...

[technetronic]

Is that really so surprising? [Cry more Rogers. No one cares.]

[agtcarter]

[GO STEVE GO!]

you know i had to

[gotoagent]

It's always about him, Captain. [He's internally fangirling so had.]

[onsilksheets]

You're looking to get hurt you know.

[Not a castmate but am honourary Avenger. /rolls with it.]

[technetronic]

Oh please. To say anything would be insulting someone else. They're not going to.

[gotoagent]

Charming as always, Mr. Stark.

[technetronic]

You know me, I'm made of charm.

[powerofthegods]

[Are you ever not insufferable, Tony?]

I should have killed you that night, Stark, instead of simply leaving you there to die.

[technetronic]

[The answer is no.]

Probably. But then again, on the off chance you somehow managed to kill me I'd probably haunt you and then you'd never get rid of me.

[More layers of sarcasm and dickery to hide how uncomfortable he is now.]

real tags what are those

[archenemy]

Your ego truly knows no bounds, does it?

[Because Loki definitely doesn't have an ego or anything either, nope.]

some foreign word obviously

[technetronic]

You and me both.

[At least he acknowledges that he has an ego. Get out of the closet.]

[sourpatch]

You've got a real way with words, Tony, anybody ever tell you that?

[technetronic]

[Plan is a success.]

Only every single day. [Grins.]

[bowsbeforehos]

I got to hand it to you, Stark, ...you always find just the right way to put your foot in your mouth. [ But he smiles. ] Gotta say, I love it.

[technetronic]

Excuse me, there was no foot in mouth here. This was all calculated.

[pepperedsmile]

Don't be rude.

[technetronic]

[Completely innocent look.]

I'm not being rude.

[therealgenius]

Yeah, the army of yous could agree on a lot more than that.

[technetronic]

[What

the

fuck.]

Like how stupid you are?

[Shoo, you're like an STI he can't get rid of.]

[widowing]

[ wow stark R U D E ]

God help anyone who has to face an army of you. One is plenty.

[technetronic]

Forget Loki and his alien army. I bet me and all the other me's could take over the world just like that.

[Even one Tony going rogue would be formidable. Money, intelligence and an AI that could go Skynet on them on his orders.]