This was supposed to be an attempt at enabling more castmates...

[technetronic]

You want me to do this? Because the last time you tried this you offered to let people taser me. I don't think so. Besides the only people I'd be okay with showing up is Rhodey and Banner. And Rhodeys are like unicorns. That's right cupcake, I called you a unicorn, what are you going to do about it?

And Banner, how the hell is there a nearly full team and the only one missing is the one I actually like? [Thor's okay. But SHIELD agents and star spangled war heroes do not want. He hasn't been canon updated yet, he's allowed to be unhappy with everyone.]

So instead I'm going to do something else. [Clears his throat.] The reason why Carter, Foster and Ross don't show up in the movie and Pepper does is because she's with me. Well other than the fact that Carter's probably dead or wrinkly, but my point still stands. Pepper is the best. [He would add girlfriend to that sentence, but he is weird about defining it out loud. It's just a stable(ish) relationship okay.]

The army of me's out there would agree with me. Only the best for the most important character.

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[anomaliiiiies]

Excuse you. I was on a very important and prestigious consulting job.

[agtcarter]

[technetronic]

[Draws the word out.] No.

That was a convenient plot point to get rid of you.

[technetronic]

[He's being a dick, but please don't shoot him. I need him to do my tags.]

I'm sure you still made a very lovely dame under all those wrinkles.

[anomaliiiiies]

So Thor would play nice.

[thatsnotmysecret]

Shame no one got to tase you. Would've been nice payback for the poking.

[He might be chuckling. Just a little. He can't help it.]

[technetronic]

Doesn't change the fact that you weren't in it.

[anomaliiiiies]

So? Not everything has to be about you.

[anomaliiiiies]

I'm going to tase him in a minute, Dr. Banner.

[technetronic]

[Science bro, no. There will be no tasering of the billionaire.]

I was just testing a hypothesis with the poking. Scientific method, you know how it is.

[agtcarter]

[Can she punch him? She might feel better after that.]

It doesn't change what you just said though.

[technetronic]

[You have met him, right?]

Uh, yes it does.

[technetronic]

[He could do with a good punch.]

I stated facts. Pepper is better than you in every way.

[rainingarrows]

[Clint sits up in his "nest" with a bowl of pop corn. Oh, Stark, you are so entertaining when you aren't annoying him. This should be fun to watch as the heroes and their girlfriends come and kick your ass...or taze it]

[technetronic]

[Share the popcorn or gtfo.]

[rainingarrows]

[You can't popcorn.gif yourself. It doesn't work that way.

He may have left you a bag down there though.]

[thatsnotmysecret]

Feel free, I'm not going to get involved either way.

[But he will be here, watching.]

[technetronic]

[In the words of Loki, 'I do what I want'. Don't underestimate his genius.

Thanks for the bag. You will get your special arrows now.]

[agtcarter]

[Oh, she is tempted right now.]

I like Pepper, she's a wonderful friend. [Pepper, please come put your bf in check.] You should be more respectful of the others.

ffff screw real tags

[savesthedance]

It really is all about you, isn't it? [Glares. HE DOES NOT APPRECIATE THAT COMMENT ABOUT PEGGY, just saying.]

[thatsnotmysecret]

[But trying to bring out the other guy and threatening the safety of everyone is okay? Priorities Tony, priorities.]

Scientific method usually involves asking questions first. You don't typically just jump to testing.

[onsilksheets]

You're looking to get hurt you know.

[Not a castmate but am honourary Avenger. /rolls with it.]

[anomaliiiiies]

Enjoy the show, then. I'm sure we'll all enjoy the peace and quiet.

[gotoagent]

Charming as always, Mr. Stark.

[technetronic]

Like I said, she is the best.

[He agrees that Pepper should show up, that way he can show her off to everyone.]

Yeah, I don't do the whole respect thing.