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No. Hey, listen. This shipping stuff -- are you listening? This is important.
It's okay for you to do that with your little anime people, but I have more important things to occupy my mind. I mean... "Science boyfriends?" "Super husbands?" "Stark Spangled Banner?!" How can you take these things seriously? I can't; especially after seeing pictures of Captain Morality looking like he knows what he's doing while having sex. Come on!
Okay, but really now. We're going to that game with the haunted house and stuff, where I won't have a workshop or money or you know... friends who will recognise me. If you wreck my suit, I'll have to MacGyver something up to try and fix it... which might not be a problem because, let's face it, I'm me. And if you damage my arc reactor... yeah. Don't even think about it. It's off limits, chicky. There'll already be enough things to worry about there, what with the malicious spirits and creepy things in the basement, and evil horse whisperers, and your other dude possibly setting fire to the kitchen.
Yeah I went there.
It's okay for you to do that with your little anime people, but I have more important things to occupy my mind. I mean... "Science boyfriends?" "Super husbands?" "Stark Spangled Banner?!" How can you take these things seriously? I can't; especially after seeing pictures of Captain Morality looking like he knows what he's doing while having sex. Come on!
Okay, but really now. We're going to that game with the haunted house and stuff, where I won't have a workshop or money or you know... friends who will recognise me. If you wreck my suit, I'll have to MacGyver something up to try and fix it... which might not be a problem because, let's face it, I'm me. And if you damage my arc reactor... yeah. Don't even think about it. It's off limits, chicky. There'll already be enough things to worry about there, what with the malicious spirits and creepy things in the basement, and evil horse whisperers, and your other dude possibly setting fire to the kitchen.
Yeah I went there.
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