dear_mun | shipping concerns and also accepted at maisondeportes

No. Hey, listen. This shipping stuff -- are you listening? This is important.

It's okay for you to do that with your little anime people, but I have more important things to occupy my mind. I mean... "Science boyfriends?" "Super husbands?" "Stark Spangled Banner?!" How can you take these things seriously? I can't; especially after seeing pictures of Captain Morality looking like he knows what he's doing while having sex. Come on!

Okay, but really now. We're going to that game with the haunted house and stuff, where I won't have a workshop or money or you know... friends who will recognise me. If you wreck my suit, I'll have to MacGyver something up to try and fix it... which might not be a problem because, let's face it, I'm me. And if you damage my arc reactor... yeah. Don't even think about it. It's off limits, chicky. There'll already be enough things to worry about there, what with the malicious spirits and creepy things in the basement, and evil horse whisperers, and your other dude possibly setting fire to the kitchen.

Yeah I went there.

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What about Slammer?

Perhaps you can find something of value for a place like that. The kitchen catching fire is really the least of our worries.

[Steve thinks his mundane's been to some of the same sites Tony's mundane found. Usually, he's amused by all of it but now he's just going to facepalm. Especially since he thinks his mundane read the 'Stark spangled Banner' one a few days ago.] Captain Morality?

Your house?

Oh, I'm not afraid of my mun putting me there. I just don't know if she knows what she's getting into.

I find I've been less afraid and more really, vastly irritated.

Surely if she's played you for any amount of time she has an idea?

[Tony is completely amused, if a bit skeptical. He doesn't really know how he feels about this shipping business, so he'll just laugh it off.] Uhh, yeah? That's you.

I don't think that will be a problem... [It takes a lot to actually irritate Tony. He's pretty easygoing most of the time.]

She likes to think she does. But her understanding of my tech is still sad.

[Steve has accepted most of the shipping and he's happy in those verses so he has absolutely no problem with his mundane's interest in the fan fic. The stuff with Banner though has thrown him for a loop.]

I'm not exactly...I mean, there's different... That's not me.

Give it time. Surely you aren't a saint.

I know at least one person with whom you will get along swimmingly. Find Spanner and make him your bosom buddy. Perhaps even Shouichi depending on what kind of tech you are into.

[Tony is still mostly hooked on the idea of Pepper, honestly. His mun seems to be more openminded, though.]

Soooo... you're not a blushing virgin? The Cap in my mun's headspace is a total cherry. [though admittedly she doesn't let him out much.]

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Think along the lines of Stark Spangled Banner.

[Oh don't mind him... he's just laughing over here]

Well, no; I'll be the first one to deny that. No fun in being a saint.

'Spanner,' huh? [He pauses for a moment, then raises an eyebrow as the corner of his mouth quirks up.] You know who else I think I'd get along with? You.

[Double take.] Uh, hey... nice face there.

Seriously? They're shipping me with you too?

More like you doing things to make me uncomfortable, but yes.

People rarely are, though I understand there are angels among us. In the house.

*oh hoh, she's looking amused now* How very interesting, perhaps we can discuss it over an omelet.

Hey, you know who'd make a prettier couple? You and Vanko. Maybe the two of you could compare prison tats or share soap.

Already been done.

And the three of us, actually.

I know that but thanks! [He smiles.]

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oh my god i cracked up

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He cannot pass up the chance to make prison references, sorry

HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE

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so tempting... sob

can't resist the low blows

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