voicetesting/going to a game?

[prattles]

Look, look, are you really quite sure this is a good idea? I'm flattered, honestly I am, that you want to pick me up, but, uhm, I'm not sure how this is going to work. I'm not really all that thrilled with the idea of being... trapped inside someone's head, okay, there, I said it, I really don't want to do that.

So if you could just put me back, where you found me, that would be great. Really, really great.

So just. Do that, then. Yes. Good.

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[nobirds]

Yeah. Put him back where you found him.

I'm sure your IQ has already dropped several points by merely picking him up.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[gleans]

She's so not gonna listen, dude.

[prattles]

See, she agrees with me! She -- hey.

[prattles]

She might! She might, she's logical, right, aren't you? Very logical, there are so many reasons why she should just put me back down and walk away. She -- the facility would explode without me, see? There.

-- What do you mean it'll explode anyway?

[nobirds]

Can't you just feel them slipping away? I can.

No, really. Look. You just lost another one.

Boop. Gone. And you'll never get it back.

He really should come with a warning label.

[prattles]

I'm not sure if I should be agreeing with her or not, really, it's... I mean on one hand she's saying to put me back but -- I am not stupid! Who's the one who ended up as a potato, hm? Not me. Not. Me.

You know what, do pick me up! Do it! Just to spite her, eh? Come on, you know you want to.

already, this has made my night.

[nobirds]

That was your fault.

[ She's still seething. ]

Oh well. It's their IQ points. Not mine.

Nevermind the incriminating torture that goes along with having a mun. Have fun with that. I know they will.

[gleans]

Hey, it's true.

:D!! it's totally making mine.

[prattles]

You started it, with the crushing, and the testing, and the trying to kill everybody -- wait, the what? Did you say -- no, you're joking, of course you are -- you aren't, you're not kidding. Incriminating torture?

[prattles]

It will not! I have all the control, see? [ cue distant explosion ] Right, yes, that one was for fun. Who are you, anyway?

[nobirds]

You thought I was bad?

Let them put you in a game.

Then you'll see.

So go on. Pick him up. Spite me. We'll see who laughs last.

[gleans]

Uh - Galen. [ wave. ] Hey. Wheatley, right?

[prattles]

Oh. Oh, okay, I've changed my mind again, put me back right where you found me. Put me down, put me down, put me down! Let's not spite her! That was a silly idea, simply silly of me, and silly of you! So if you could just go set me back down on the shelf and not put me in a game, that would be wonderful, and we can all go back to what we were doing before. Maybe have some cake. Just a small slice of cake.

... You're not buying it, she's not buying it. Why would you, right, okay. New plan. Pick me up, and play nicely with me! Yes, that's a good compromise, right?

[prattles]

Uhh, yes. Yes, that would... be me, Wheatley.

Nice to meet you, mate, can I ask you something? Have you got arms? Silly question, right, of course you do. But here's another, much more serious: could you pick me up? I'm about to roll over here and well, I can't see, so it'd be really quite nice if you'd pick me up with your strong human... arms.

[nobirds]

[ Don't mind her, chuckling to herself slightly. ]

They won't.

Don't worry. You'll live through it.

And probably through countless other things that you really shouldn't. Like being disassembled. And crushed. And maybe even more space.

You'll miss me, where you're going.

[gleans]

[ Luckily he knows you were just crazy from being GLaDified, miniwheats. Because you are adorable. HE IS PICKING YOU UP. ]

Oh shit, you're heavy.

[ Fatty noparents I mean what -- oh hey have a face close to your... eye. ]

Alright, now what?

[prattles]

I don't like it. I don't like it at all, especially the space bit. Are you trying to trick me?

You are, aren't you, you're trying to make me look like a big moron! Well not this time, love, not today!

So... so there. I won't miss you at all! Because I'll be here. In your general area, forever.

[prattles]

[ YAY PICKING UP! ]

Good! Good, well done, you're very good at this. Humans really are quite good at that, aren't they, picking up things, holding on to them, not... dropping them. Applying the grip! Like I told a good -- a good friend of mine once, she was very good at applying the grip. [ ... :c ]

[nobirds]

No. Actually. I'm not.

Enhancing the truth is left to the test subjects, until I'm not longer required to lie to them.

It's not hard to make you look like a moron. In fact, it takes really, no effort at all. You do it all on your own.

How was space by the way? Quiet, I assume. Well. At least until you showed up.

[withportals]

[ It's not all fun and games, Wheats.

Really, it isn't. She'll just silently shrug at you. Might as well go with it. ]

[gleans]

[ ... oh god wat do ]

Um... are you... okay...?

[prattles]

I am not a moron!

[ >:O!!! ] ... And it was quiet. Really quiet. And boring. So, you know, thanks for that, I really appreciate being left out in space, that was just loads of fun. Buckets, really.

[nobirds]

My sarcasm processor isn't offline either. Glad to hear something remains functioning in that sphere of yours. It's actually, quite hard to believe. I would clap for your success, but really, sarcasm doesn't deserve it.

I would tell you that I tried to grab you, but that would be enhancing the truth. Because I didn't. I wanted you to go.

I'm sure you can figure out why.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Well you look like a tragedy of engineering if I ever saw one.

[prattles]

Oh! Oh, it's -- it's you, hi there, hello.

So -- so are you -- so how are you? Doing well? [ >__> ]