he's not happy with his username.

[smellslikecrazy]

Do I look to be amused, ..? Your attempt at humor has fallen flat so cease that incessant giggling you shrill harpy, or I may be forced to stop you myself.

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[sworded]

So we're playing the jaded act, I see.

[Heh.] Yeah, but in that case it's because your reputation proceeds you, international war criminal. Also knowing the details on hostile and potentially threatening alien lifeforms is kind of the crux of my job.

[smellslikecrazy]

Hm, international war criminal. [ He snickers, a smirk splitting his face. ] Sounds about right. [ Crooks his head to the side as he stares her down. ] Is it, ...another SHIELD agent then?

[sworded]

Something like. Technically I'm from one of their subdivisions: Sentient World Observation and Response Department. [Beat.] SWORD.

[smellslikecrazy]

My my my. I hadn't the faintest idea that I'd caused that much of an impact. [ Except not. ] ...from observing strictly Midgard to other Worlds and Realms. I must say, I'm impressed.

[sworded]

Please, daddy issues. It's not all about you. There are plenty more dangerous aliens beyond where you came from...and bigger fish, too. Your buddy Thanos for example.

[smellslikecrazy]

[ Sets a hand to his heart. ] You wound me with your words. [ ... ] Yes. Thanos. I'm certain he'll be making his appearance sooner rather than later. [ and Loki is not looking forward to that. ]

[sworded]

I'm so sure that I do.

Yeah, and when he does, it's my job to get the troops ready to handle him. Or at least try. So as you can imagine, I've got much bigger problems than you and your idea of pranks.