he's not happy with his username.

[smellslikecrazy]

Do I look to be amused, ..? Your attempt at humor has fallen flat so cease that incessant giggling you shrill harpy, or I may be forced to stop you myself.

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/looks at username. /promptly dies happy

[fotlenke]

[Awww, Loki. Don't be upset. Sigyn just cradles Vali in her arms, trying to not look too amused.]

For the record, I love your crazy.

[agent_romanoff]

[Scrunches up her nose]

So crazy smells like defeat...and a bag of cats? [Guess Doctor Banner was right]

[moongoddess]

They will do what they want to get relief from others.

[sworded]

Well, there's something to be said for truth in advertising, beanpole.

[taser_handy]

Could be worse?

[blacktie]

Loosen up there slim, from where I'm standing its not far off the mark.

[mountain_sage]

That is...unusual. What could it possibly mean?

/takes a bow

[smellslikecrazy]

That comes as of small relief, Sigyn. [ It's hard not to notice the subtle curving of her lips as she tries desperately not to smile. He's only slightly annoyed, but as he crosses the space between them his inheritance melts away and he takes her chin in hand. ] But thank you all the same. [ Captures her lips in a chaste kiss before moving back a step. ]

[smellslikecrazy]

Defeat. [ Halves the distance between them. ] That was but a taste of what's to come. I'm not your only enemy. [ Lips tighten into a smirk. ] ...and what, pray tell, do you smell of ..? Ashes, remorse, and possibly Barton?

[smellslikecrazy]

She's in over her head. I will make her regret giving me free reign in this empty shell she calls a headspace.

[smellslikecrazy]

You must be daft. There's no truth in advertising. It's there both to degrade the people that it appeals to and to deprive them of their will to choose. But of course someone like yourself, someone so feeble minded, would think otherwise.

[smellslikecrazy]

I fail to see how it could be worse.

[smellslikecrazy]

From where you're- [ He chuckles. ] I think you may need to come a bit closer then.

[agent_romanoff]

We won once, we can do it again. Besides, I have a feeling these enemies might be after you too. You got your army, but they didn't get the tesseract.

[She isn't really shocked by what he said. She's used to people assuming, and judging by the topic of their last conversation, it was only a matter of time before he brought Clint up again.]

Well I showered, so I probably smell like strawberries [she pauses] but how would you know what Agent Barton smells like?

[sworded]

For someone not from around these parts, you seem to know a lot about how human capitalism and commercialism is supposed to work.

One sentence and you already think you know enough to deduce I'm "feeble minded". Don't think you might be jumping the gun there, a bit?

[blacktie]

How close do you want, slick? I think the closer I get, the crazier you'll smell.

[K don't scare easy, Loki.]

[smellslikecrazy]

It means that this girl is a dimwitted imbecile.

[mountain_sage]

Hmm. What do you intend to do? There's not much you can do about the username...

[taser_handy]

Really? I mean she could have easily picked one related to what happened with the Hulk. I would think that would be a worse reference.

[smellslikecrazy]

I might have gotten an army, but I didn't get a throne. ...and who's to say they won't get the tesseract. It's in the hallowed halls of Asgard now, far from the likes of you.

[ Simply chuckles, a sick sort of smile pursing his lips. Doesn't say a word, however. ]

[agent_romanoff]

Because there is no throne.

Between Thor and the rest of the Asgardians, I think the tesseract is in good hands. And if they do take it, we'll just have to get it back.

..again.

[smellslikecrazy]

It's just another of life's great lies. It's the same here as it is everywhere else.

[ Hit a nerve, did he? also that phrase is lost on him. ] Did you not say there was some truth to be found in the advertising my username was unintentionally doing, ..? Is that not assuming me to be a little crazy?

[smellslikecrazy]

[ His brow inadvertently twitches. He's trying to forget that happened. ]

[smellslikecrazy]

...close enough to allow for a cognitive readjustment. [ Ie, Loki wants to smack K with his spear. ]

[smellslikecrazy]

If there's nothing to be done about this name, then she'll create another. I refuse to carry on under the guise of such a blatant misrepresentation!