voice testing for jarjammed

[singlepistolandarose]

I have a "warm, nougat-y center"? Did you forget who you're talking about? I'm leader of the Rosetta Rosso! And if you think I'm going to stand around and watch you spread lies about me, you've definitely got another thing coming.

H-hey, what's that part in there about my father? And how I used to live before... never mind, that's not important! How did you find all that out? Oh, I'm gonna kill those good-for-nothing blabbermouths!

Comments

[fionnathehuman]

THIEVES?! That is so unbelievably cruddy!

[singlepistolandarose]

Cruddy? What's cruddy about a gang of thieves? At least I'm being honest about it! And don't think you can get away with turning me in, either.

[fionnathehuman]

There's no such thing as honest thieves! I was in a whole city of them once! Totes a bunch-a jerks.

I wouldn't turn you in, I'd just beat on you for a while until my fists punched enough righteousness into you.

[singlepistolandarose]

Maybe the other thieves who don't believe in honor! You don't know the first thing about righteousness if you're threatening to attack someone who hasn't even done anything to you yet!

[fionnathehuman]

Stealing is wrong! I'm all about righting wrongs. PHYSICALLY!

[singlepistolandarose]

Are you threatening me? That's it. This is happening! Right now!

[fionnathehuman]

Ha! What's happening? An epic battle?! I am SO in.

[singlepistolandarose]

Epic battle? Don't you think you're overestimating yourself?