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[singlepistolandarose]

I have a "warm, nougat-y center"? Did you forget who you're talking about? I'm leader of the Rosetta Rosso! And if you think I'm going to stand around and watch you spread lies about me, you've definitely got another thing coming.

H-hey, what's that part in there about my father? And how I used to live before... never mind, that's not important! How did you find all that out? Oh, I'm gonna kill those good-for-nothing blabbermouths!

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[fionnathehuman]

Mmmm nougat. What's the Rosetta Rosso?!

It kind of sounds like you're about to beat someone up. Are they evil? I can totally help.

[singlepistolandarose]

I think you need to be introduced! Crimson Gunner Karen!

...

Oh, right. Ace and Moose aren't here.

Well, if they were, they'd introduce themselves. And we are the Rosetta Rosso! We're thieves, but lucky for you, you don't look like you have anything worth stealing.

[fionnathehuman]

THIEVES?! That is so unbelievably cruddy!

[singlepistolandarose]

Cruddy? What's cruddy about a gang of thieves? At least I'm being honest about it! And don't think you can get away with turning me in, either.

[fionnathehuman]

There's no such thing as honest thieves! I was in a whole city of them once! Totes a bunch-a jerks.

I wouldn't turn you in, I'd just beat on you for a while until my fists punched enough righteousness into you.

[singlepistolandarose]

Maybe the other thieves who don't believe in honor! You don't know the first thing about righteousness if you're threatening to attack someone who hasn't even done anything to you yet!

[fionnathehuman]

Stealing is wrong! I'm all about righting wrongs. PHYSICALLY!

[singlepistolandarose]

Are you threatening me? That's it. This is happening! Right now!

[fionnathehuman]

Ha! What's happening? An epic battle?! I am SO in.

[singlepistolandarose]

Epic battle? Don't you think you're overestimating yourself?

[tinfoil_angel]

People who get so flustered over this sort of thing generally do have a soft side.

[singlepistolandarose]

How would you know so much about who is and isn't getting flustered?

[tinfoil_angel]

You're not exactly a closed book.

[singlepistolandarose]

I'm not trying to keep secrets, either! Ace blabbed to the wrong people and I'm going to punch him in his lousy noisy mouth for it. What's secret about that?

[tinfoil_angel]

I wonder.

[He wasn't one for misusing his abilities but curiosity was getting to him a little so he'd look into her mind. If she had any secrets he was sure it would be at the top of her thoughts and memories.

[evokingfool]

[> For some reason, your mundane looks happy to see this girl.]

...Mun-san seems happy to see you.

[singlepistolandarose]

Happy to see me? Why? Did I save thei—I mean, spare their life or something?

[evokingfool]

She's familiar enough with your canon.

[A pause.]

Roland said "Hi."

[singlepistolandarose]

Huh? Did he forget where I was? I told him I was just going on my own for a little while to get something from the hideout. I should've known he couldn't get by without me there.

[evokingfool]

He haven't seen you in a while, for him.

[singlepistolandarose]

What? I've only been gone for a few hours!

[2ndruneknight]

It's not a 'few hours' on my end.

[singlepistolandarose]

You're not making any sense, Roland. Did that one witch miss when she was going to punch the creepy cognograph guy?

[2ndruneknight]

...What are you talking about?

[singlepistolandarose]

I'm asking if you got hit in the head! And I'm pretty sure the answer is yes.