HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY RAY

[onewassilver]

[ sitting here. looking badass and leaning on a table and then just smiiiiles. ]

Yes, it's my birthday, I'm older now. Doesn't feel any different, however. I demand presents. [ bwahahaha. and hugs. all of the hugs. ]

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[chibifirebird]

[GIGGLES EVEN MORE and if Silvers isn't holding on tight, he will just be rolling around on the floor in a fit of giggles.] Everything! SILLY!

[onewassilver]

[ he's holding onto him pretty tight, because he knows that Marco is a wiggler. ] Nya~? I'm not so sure what you mean. [ licks marco cheek to be even MORE ridiculous. ]

[chibifirebird]

[Baby Marco especially, and he bursts out laughing even more, squirming a little and pets Ray's face.]

Liaaar.

[onewassilver]

I'm not a liar, I never lie. [ you just did ray. ] Nya~ I'm as innocent as a newborn baby~ Nya~ Meow Meow... [ licklick starts "cleaning" him with his tongue. omfg. he is ace. ]

[chibifirebird]

[Flaiiiils.] No bad kitty. I am not food. Phoenixes are not food, yoi!

And you lie all the time. Lying liar liar. [Pats Ray's face more :|]

[onewassilver]

Nope, cleaning you~ [ licks the hand and then noms on it. Because ray is ridiculous. ] I definitely do, does that bother you, Marco? [ chew chew lick sucks on his hand. this. is not supposed to be seductive, fyi. this is ray being INSANE. ]

[chibifirebird]

That is not how you clean. You have to have soap and water, not tongues. That's how you eat, yoi.

[Shrugs.] I can lie too. Probably better. [Maybe.]

[onewassilver]

Oops, you caught on. [ pouts and starts cleaning his face with his tongue again. he's okay with being ridiculous with a kid. it's adorable. SO SO ADORABLE. ]

Oh, no, I doubt you could, Phoenix. I lied to the pirate king and your father many-a-times. They didn't see through it -- they were non-the-wiser. [ please don't ask him what he lied to rogers about. he doesn't need more annoying feelings. ]

[chibifirebird]

[Flails more!] Noooo...

[Baby eyes narrow... you know as much as they can in spite of the general wide-eyed innocent....ish look Marco sports like this.]

You lied to my Daddy? [GETS A LOOK. YOU KNOW, an almost intimidating one.] I'll fight you, yoi! [Switches to a puffed up phoenix.]

[onewassilver]

[ don't laugh, don't laugh don't laugh for the love of god ray don't lau--

Yeah, he's laughing like an idiot. ]

That's adorable. ♥!!!-- I mean, yes, I did. [ straight face again. ]

[chibifirebird]

[SUPER PUFFED UP. HE WILL FIIIIGHT YOU. FIGHT. Peck peck peck. Be intimidated damn it. More pecking fingers.]

[onewassilver]

[ this... is too cute. instead. he's just gonna pick up marco and tickle under his chin. Cradling him like a giant baby turkey. ] Well.. see, I lied. [ he's lying about lying. ] I'm a much better liar, yes?

[chibifirebird]

[alksdjalksdj That is cheating! But baby birdie Marco calms down and rolls over for a bit until he's less peck-y. THEN he switches back.] You lied about lying, yoi? That is very sneaky. I will try it too. [LIKE A SPONGE. He will learn all of your bad habits and use them against you.] I think it is the glasses. They make you sneakier. [Attempts to borrow!]

[onewassilver]

[ fsdjkagf collie get out of marco. stop wearing him like a skin suit. Relaxes slightly and then offers his face down closer to Marco. ]

Take the glasses then, see if they make you sneakier. [ laughs. ]

[chibifirebird]

[Puts them on! And falls over.] Ahhhh these are very strong, yoi.

Do not cheat with your haki, yoi... I have my own too! [Attempts to make Ray fall over too with haki he doens't have... even though Marco fell over from being dizzy about the eye sight, he's decided it's Ray being tricky, obviously.]

[onewassilver]

[ feels like being nice. falls over though. because otl. he wasn't expecting that much. ] Marco, I'm going to need those back soon. I'm blind without them.

[chibifirebird]

[Claps with delight. Fucking yes, he's the king of the world!]

You're blind with them yoi. I do not understand, shouldn't they make eyes stronger, so mine should be X-Ray strong, not buggy.

[Attempts to put them back on Ray's face for him. Chibi hands molesting your face, what do.]

[onewassilver]

Wrong, Marco, they fix my sight. [ facepalm and then lets the hands molest his cthulhu beard. ] Thank you, Marco.

[chibifirebird]

You're welcome, yoi! [BEAMS.]

So is this the best birthday ever? [Told you he can actually say it.]

[onewassilver]

Most definitely is, beats the one where Roger glued me to the mast and left me there. [ grins. ]

[chibifirebird]

Uwah... he did that... that's mean... especially on a birthday.

[Sits on Silvers.] You should tell him to get back to the kitchen and make you a cake. [Totally valid way to treat your captain.]

[onewassilver]

[ ray is... stiffening and just petting Marco. ] I wish I could, Marco. [ otl. damn it. STOP GETTING DEPRESSED YOU STUPID BASTARD. /STRANGLES MUSE. ]

[chibifirebird]

[AWWW NO RAY KITTY.... Marco!bb gives Ray's cheek a kiss and pets his head.]

Okay I will tell him. And then we will both have cake. [BEST PLAN.]

[onewassilver]

[ leans into and smiles faintly. ] Good. Thanks. [ he hates cake. >: ]

[chibifirebird]

Or you could have a smoothie. Or I could make you a peanutbutter and jammy sandwich. But only if you don't tell Pops that I can do that. Because otherwise he'll always make me do them.