HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY RAY

[onewassilver]

[ sitting here. looking badass and leaning on a table and then just smiiiiles. ]

Yes, it's my birthday, I'm older now. Doesn't feel any different, however. I demand presents. [ bwahahaha. and hugs. all of the hugs. ]

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[chibifirebird]

[SUPER PUFFED UP. HE WILL FIIIIGHT YOU. FIGHT. Peck peck peck. Be intimidated damn it. More pecking fingers.]

[onewassilver]

[ this... is too cute. instead. he's just gonna pick up marco and tickle under his chin. Cradling him like a giant baby turkey. ] Well.. see, I lied. [ he's lying about lying. ] I'm a much better liar, yes?

[chibifirebird]

[alksdjalksdj That is cheating! But baby birdie Marco calms down and rolls over for a bit until he's less peck-y. THEN he switches back.] You lied about lying, yoi? That is very sneaky. I will try it too. [LIKE A SPONGE. He will learn all of your bad habits and use them against you.] I think it is the glasses. They make you sneakier. [Attempts to borrow!]

[onewassilver]

[ fsdjkagf collie get out of marco. stop wearing him like a skin suit. Relaxes slightly and then offers his face down closer to Marco. ]

Take the glasses then, see if they make you sneakier. [ laughs. ]

[chibifirebird]

[Puts them on! And falls over.] Ahhhh these are very strong, yoi.

Do not cheat with your haki, yoi... I have my own too! [Attempts to make Ray fall over too with haki he doens't have... even though Marco fell over from being dizzy about the eye sight, he's decided it's Ray being tricky, obviously.]

[onewassilver]

[ feels like being nice. falls over though. because otl. he wasn't expecting that much. ] Marco, I'm going to need those back soon. I'm blind without them.

[chibifirebird]

[Claps with delight. Fucking yes, he's the king of the world!]

You're blind with them yoi. I do not understand, shouldn't they make eyes stronger, so mine should be X-Ray strong, not buggy.

[Attempts to put them back on Ray's face for him. Chibi hands molesting your face, what do.]

[onewassilver]

Wrong, Marco, they fix my sight. [ facepalm and then lets the hands molest his cthulhu beard. ] Thank you, Marco.

[chibifirebird]

You're welcome, yoi! [BEAMS.]

So is this the best birthday ever? [Told you he can actually say it.]

[onewassilver]

Most definitely is, beats the one where Roger glued me to the mast and left me there. [ grins. ]

[chibifirebird]

Uwah... he did that... that's mean... especially on a birthday.

[Sits on Silvers.] You should tell him to get back to the kitchen and make you a cake. [Totally valid way to treat your captain.]

[onewassilver]

[ ray is... stiffening and just petting Marco. ] I wish I could, Marco. [ otl. damn it. STOP GETTING DEPRESSED YOU STUPID BASTARD. /STRANGLES MUSE. ]

[chibifirebird]

[AWWW NO RAY KITTY.... Marco!bb gives Ray's cheek a kiss and pets his head.]

Okay I will tell him. And then we will both have cake. [BEST PLAN.]

[onewassilver]

[ leans into and smiles faintly. ] Good. Thanks. [ he hates cake. >: ]

[chibifirebird]

Or you could have a smoothie. Or I could make you a peanutbutter and jammy sandwich. But only if you don't tell Pops that I can do that. Because otherwise he'll always make me do them.

[onewassilver]

Hmmm... How about I go make you some grilled fruit, aye? Sounds delicious doesn't it, little Bluebird? [ focus on the chibi. makes him happy. ]

[chibifirebird]

Oh my goodness! It certainly does.

[Isn't he so cute and innocent before you all corrupted him?]

[onewassilver]

[ thatch is kicking ray in the teeth, you just can't see it. ] Yeah, it does. [ scoops him up and goes to make him dinner. ]

[chibifirebird]

[Carried along~]

Is that your favorite?

[onewassilver]

Mmn, not really, but I don't mind catering to a young man's whims. The Dark King's birthday is a day to celebrate with everyone, yes?

[chibifirebird]

REALLY? Like a pirate holiday? [Woobly eyes. You're corrupting him already Rayleigh.] I will make sure to always celebrate it then.

[onewassilver]

Yes, yes it is. [ smiiiles and chuckles. ] More people celebrate it than the Death of the Pirate King. [ fond look. ]

[chibifirebird]

[... Ray if you ever tell him about his father dying, there will be an army to come crush you for all his teeeeaaars.]

The pirate king died??? Who's that?

[Because that idiot you call Rogers? Not the pirate king. Nope, that is fake mustache-guy who wants to be like Pops and can't, his moon is too floppy. Also Rogers, your captain, and that guy who should bake cakes so he doesn't hurt himself.]

[onewassilver]

Roger, Marco. Roger died. [ pained look. ] What did I always look this old to you? [ nuzzles. ]

[chibifirebird]

[STILLS AND IS SAD. I mean he didn't really like Roger but he didn't want him to die! D:]

I thought you dyed your hair as a fashion statement. [Duh. He said you were silly. No but he's kind of wanting to cry. HE'S SORRY HE SAID ALL THOSE THINS ROGER WASN'T THAT BAD. HE WAS KIND OF COOL-ISH SOMETIMES.]

I'm sorry Rayray...