App Writing to paradisa

[hedonic]

Come on now, you're too lazy to even finish everything properly before getting distracted like this? Even if you follow through, I'm not sure what you're thinking of by trying to send me to that castle. That place is notorious for losing things, and I like everything I have right where it is. Not to mention, I heard an eternal virgin has been staying there. Who needs that sort of preaching on a daily basis?

The beauties that reside there are quite a temptation, but I'm not sure it's enough to sway me. Are there any interesting jobs? Sights to see? What do I really get out of it, hm?

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[disciplines]

I hope they stay distracted. The last thing that the castle needs is another one of you.

[hedonic]

Oh my, so it is true!

Another one? There's only one of me.

[disciplines]

There are plenty of your ilk invading every corner of this place. Do you really want to muck up what little good there is there? Tch.

[Grunt snort sigh]

I'm having a good run here. Bother some other game.

[hedonic]

Well now I believe I've been challenged! I'll have to meet these other girls that remind you so much of me.

[disciplines]

Oh, not just the women, I have to put up with it from stubborn men as well. This place does not discriminate in who it takes, though that fact is now more obvious than ever.

[hedonic]

Wherever there are women, there are men. It can't be helped.

[ Unless she kills them all, but they don't deserve it just for being slimy and dumb. ...Maybe they do. ]

I'd be an asset. Besides, the more you tell me to stay away, the more I want to go.

[disciplines]

I'll just have to warn everyone and watch my students ever closer then. You won't get away with anything you do.

[hedonic]

Warn everyone? Like you warned Nowa? Nonsense, you know you won't. I'm not some petty criminal.

[ AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ADVERTIZE YOUR SHAME, ALLEYNE. ]

How is the little dear, anyway? I assume she's among your flock of students.

[disciplines]

...I don't remember. She's not here. I'm the only one from our world that is so far. And I don't remember anything about Nowa other than that she was a student of mine.

[Though a small light does come out of this]

This means you'll have to be put through the torment of losing something. I think I can cope with that.

[hedonic]

...Is that so?

[ No snarky reply for once. That's kind of fucked up. She just thought people lost, like, their favorite hat or something.

She'll get you for that last comment later, ho. ]

[disciplines]

[Haha, eat it, skank. Small victories!]

It happens to everyone here. I have to adapt though and not let it beat me like this. Nor can I let you best me like this when you aren't even there yet, tch. Seems the mere idea of you around bothers me just as much.

Self, 12 points for patience.

[hedonic]

I think it says plenty. You think of me, and here I am! I'd go so far as to say you missed me, but I'll bet you were cursing my name.

That poor little Nowa, I'm sure her heart would be broken to hear this... She'll need someone else to take her in.

[disciplines]

You wish I had been wishing the castle for you. Bah, I barely use that thing as is, why waste it on you?

[If she had to bring you in it'd be by your fat ears]

If the castle saw her vital enough to take from me, then I know she grew strong enough under me to be okay wherever she goes. I have students here now that trust me and show me my methods work, no matter what you have to say about it.

[hedonic]

Your methods and hers didn't prove very valuable when it counted.

[disciplines]

Because you don't play fair. Ever try not cheating? I got centuries more experience than you.

[hedonic]

All that experience has done nothing but make you an old maid. Your mind is crammed too full with numbers; you'll always limit your fighting ability with that, no matter how old you get.

There are no rules in Queen's Blade. What you call cheating is just playing to win. Irma understood that well. I could teach Nowa, too... I'd just have to break her in a little.

[disciplines]

You wouldn't dare say that about any of my students here, would you?

[Aradia you better be reading her mind right now somehow she doesn't care if you have no brain powers

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[hedonic]

I suppose that depends on which ones actually have potential. I'm not interested in taking on a bunch of crying babies.

[disciplines]

Honestly, I've seen adults worse off there. Which gives me hope that my students will at least be able to resist you.

[hedonic]

I'm sure the ones with good taste will know who to follow. Any who are tired of having the will lectured out of them, and are ready to take on the more pleasurable side of thing...

[disciplines]

Then they'll get nowhere about as fast as you do.

[hedonic]

That's just the cry of a sore loser. I'll be happy to show your students just how far it's gotten me.

Who do you think trained Leina, hm?

[disciplines]

And seeing her performance during the tournament still struck me as someone who has much to learn. She's lucky she won, but so naive.

[sigh she's pre-rebellion you don't understand her extra angst]

We'll see when you get there. If you do. Who knows, I may even smile watching you flail at how different it is there than in Gainos.

[hedonic]

You don't have to tell me that. I only had three days to train her, though. Can you deny that level of progress in such a short time? And she won, didn't she? The little bird spread her wings.

[ Ah, such fond memories of training... Maybe Leina didn't enjoy it, but Echidna certainly did. Immensely. ]

Please. I've traveled for years on end. I'm far more capable of adapting than you are. What is it about this place that's so different?

[disciplines]

The microwave, for starters. And the...computer thing. The fact everyone stares at my outfit, too. They're going to love you.

You're also going to have to accept the fact you could wake up any day in an entirely different realm. It's happened a few times.