App Writing to paradisa

[hedonic]

Come on now, you're too lazy to even finish everything properly before getting distracted like this? Even if you follow through, I'm not sure what you're thinking of by trying to send me to that castle. That place is notorious for losing things, and I like everything I have right where it is. Not to mention, I heard an eternal virgin has been staying there. Who needs that sort of preaching on a daily basis?

The beauties that reside there are quite a temptation, but I'm not sure it's enough to sway me. Are there any interesting jobs? Sights to see? What do I really get out of it, hm?

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[compromisedarrow]

Wait, there are chicks there?

...I think I'm sold on this castle place.

[disciplines]

I hope they stay distracted. The last thing that the castle needs is another one of you.

[hedonic]

[ Ew. Get away from her girls. ]

Oh no, not for you.

[compromisedarrow]

And what's wrong with me?

[hedonic]

Oh my, so it is true!

Another one? There's only one of me.

[hedonic]

I'm afraid that once they meet me, their standards will be far too high to even tolerate a man's presence. It would be best for you to move along.

[disciplines]

There are plenty of your ilk invading every corner of this place. Do you really want to muck up what little good there is there? Tch.

[Grunt snort sigh]

I'm having a good run here. Bother some other game.

[compromisedarrow]

[Blank stare]

Sorry, but I don't give up that easily. A hawk always gets his prey.

[hedonic]

Well now I believe I've been challenged! I'll have to meet these other girls that remind you so much of me.

[hedonic]

Unless someone else catches them and eats them.

[compromisedarrow]

...I think things are getting a little too innuendo-y around here.

[disciplines]

Oh, not just the women, I have to put up with it from stubborn men as well. This place does not discriminate in who it takes, though that fact is now more obvious than ever.

[magic101]

[In passing]

Eternal virgin?

[starts flipping through her grimoire for any mention of this mystical creature]

[hedonic]

[ She laughs, and her snake hisses. ]

I can be frank if your simple mind requires it.

[hedonic]

Oh, yes. She's elusive, and a beauty when you can finally set your sights on her. It's quickly overshadowed when she opens her mouth, but that's why you have to make sure to keep it occupied.

It can be more trouble than it's worth, but fun while it lasts.

[compromisedarrow]

Hey, hey. Less of the simple, huh? I'm not stupid.

[One does not become one of the most deadly assassins in your world by being stupid. Looks are also deceiving.]

[hedonic]

Wherever there are women, there are men. It can't be helped.

[ Unless she kills them all, but they don't deserve it just for being slimy and dumb. ...Maybe they do. ]

I'd be an asset. Besides, the more you tell me to stay away, the more I want to go.

[hedonic]

And my patience isn't endless. If you want to stand around and gawk at women, do it elsewhere.

[magic101]

[Oh, oops. She was paying to much attention to her book and should have been paying attention. Um. Think, Lillet, THINK!!]

I-I-I never heard of anything like it!! U-Um... maybe it's something unique to your world?

[compromisedarrow]

I'm not gawking. [He's hawking. /shot]

I'm actually going to go pester my mun about this place. Sounds like a blast.

[hedonic]

We'll see.

[hedonic]

She is that.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, there's the whole loss handicap thing, but as long as he doesn't make me lose anything too big, I can handle it.

[disciplines]

I'll just have to warn everyone and watch my students ever closer then. You won't get away with anything you do.

[magic101]

...oh! She's somebody you know!