voice test, hopefully heading to asgardeventide

[stupidshinji]

'bout time you decided to get your act together, mun! And here I was beginning to lose faith in you. Well, I guess you've got to be reasonably competent to have a handle on little old me, right?

I've gotta say, though, that place you're sending me to seems awfully dull. Asgard, was it? But so long as I still get to kick some Angel ass, I'll be perfectly—

[ Impact in 3, 2, 1... ]



...what do you mean Unit 02's not coming?!

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[zessica]

What's Unit 02?

[stupidshinji]

What are you, stupid? It's only the world's first Evangelion intended for actual combat. And I'm its pilot, Asuka Langley Soryu!

[ She'd ordinarily strike a pose here, but that last bit of news she received has left her sour... well, more so than usual. ]

Apparently someone decided Unit 02's staying at home. Honestly, what a joke!

[zabeasto]

Don't worry. [ Hee. ] I'll take good care of Unit 02 in your absence. No hard feelings, right?

[zessica]

No, I'm not. It must not be as famous as you thought, that's all.

[Zessica just raises an eyebrow at the girl's tone.]

It's not that bad, is it?

FFFFFFFF

[stupidshinji]

And just who the hell are you supposed to be?

[ Because a) she's not impressed, and b) she's getting serious creeper vibes from you. Not a good combination. ]

[stupidshinji]

Everyone who's anyone's heard of the Evas. Maybe you just haven't been paying attention.

[ Asuka averts her eyes. ]

Bad enough. Honestly, just because I've been falling behind in sync tests lately...

I can never resist okay

[zabeasto]

That's no way to ask someone their name. [ Gurl plz. ] I'm a pilot of Evangelion too, so you have to be nicer.

Who knows, I might even be your superior.

[zessica]

I'll bet you there are plenty of people around here who'd have no idea what they are.

[A shrug.]

So, what? Are you really that desperate to have it?

[stupidshinji]

Yeah, and they're all stupid. What's your point?

[ Purposely avoiding answering that last question. ]

they see me trollin'...

[stupidshinji]

[ Evangelion pilot? Asuka just stares at her as though she's some sort of alien creature. And girl, with those hideous frames, she honestly wouldn't doubt it. ]

If you're so superior, how come I've never seen you before?

they be hatin'

[zabeasto]

I guess they just like saving the best for last.

[ Complete with a smug grin and all. ]

[zessica]

I'll take your silence as a yes, then. It's not so bad to go to a place where you don't need to pilot.

[Despite the conversation, she offers a smile.]

[stupidshinji]

[ Stiffening. Looks like someone hit a sore spot. ]

It's not polite to make assumptions. And what do you know about piloting, anyway?

why you gotta be all up in my grill gurl

[stupidshinji]

[ Urge to punch rising. ]

If by best you mean worst, then maybe.

[zessica]

And it's not polite to call people idiots, so I'd say we're even for now.

[Another shrug.] I pilot, too.

[stupidshinji]

[ Slightly more interested than before. Trying to hide it, though. ]

Really? Gonna assume it's not an Eva, then.

[zessica]

Nope, but that doesn't make it any less special.

[stupidshinji]

Does your giant robot punch the crap out of hideous alien abominations from space on a daily basis?

[zessica]

Yeah, pretty much.

[stupidshinji]

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Well, fuck. ]

Smartass.

[zessica]

You're the one who asked!

[ecthelion]

...You're fighting angels? Why?

[suppressthedark]

Why do you want to kill angels?

[WEIIIIRDO]

that game is the greatest and you are awesome for playing it just saying

[stupidshinji]

Because they're evil, duh.

[ This totally makes sense out of context. Really. ]

[stupidshinji]

Gee, I dunno, how about the fact they keep trying to blow us all up? That a good enough reason for you, genius?

[ Right back at you, Strawberry. ]