On infinimotel opening.

[metaphoricalgenius]

[So Dave's new here. He's not worried exactly, but the veteran muses in the back of the headspace aren't exactly giving him high hopes for the future.]



so mun i heard you like fucking around
dragging up muses insecurities and shit
well here's a warning im not gonna dance for you
jerking around on these strings of hipstery meta commentary
that shit dont fly for me
master of my own pre-written destiny here
so yeah
youre gonna have to do better than
a reality warping demented semi-conscious motel
if you want to crack open this delicious angst nut
this iron clad walnut of inciting narrative potential
this mecha-cashew of gripping emotional reservoirs
imagine that inside a padlock there was a maze
and at the center of the maze was the most tear jerking euphoria laden gloriously spectacular tale you ever heard wrapped up into an almond
but you cant get into the padlock
or figure out the maze
or crack the nut
that's my brain
have fun trying though
happy trails

Comments

[metaphoricalgenius]

[Hey, even people with two left feet can watch and enjoy Dancing with the Stars.]

That's like the hope diamond of legumes right there. Next time that happens you gotta save that shit for posterity bro.

[motorcyclesandcake]

[ This is true. ]

But if I don't eat it...

Someone else will...

[metaphoricalgenius]

No see what you gotta do is craft a beautiful Renaissance style oil painting. That's the only way to truly record the glory of the triple nut. Then you can eat that shit all you want.

[Is he being serious? WE JUST DON'T KNOW.]