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dear_mun2012-05-11 09:28 am
fuckmyhotbutt) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-11 09:28 am
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very funny.
well shit egbert
i didnt know you were into guys
id better keep my butt away from you
i didnt know you were into guys
id better keep my butt away from you
bluh, more like 1/10. it's not even funny anymore!
sort of.
but it stopped being funny when people were serious about me and dave being a thing.
but it stopped being funny when people were serious about me and dave being a thing.
well, we are a thing!
just not the kind of thing everyone seems to think??
just not the kind of thing everyone seems to think??
excuse me im not the one offering my ass buffet to the public at large
who knows what diseases youre crawling with now
this could all be a ploy to bring me down hard with the clap
in the morning youll call me up being like hey dave how the fuck are you so awesome how do you feel
and ill have to tell you well shit john i dont know but it burns like hellfire when i piss and damn i dont think its supposed to be that color
then youll give some dweebyass laugh into the phone and screech GOT YOU and hang up
all the while under the false impression that you are in fact actually funny
and i cant let that happen
i cant let that go unpunished john
who knows what diseases youre crawling with now
this could all be a ploy to bring me down hard with the clap
in the morning youll call me up being like hey dave how the fuck are you so awesome how do you feel
and ill have to tell you well shit john i dont know but it burns like hellfire when i piss and damn i dont think its supposed to be that color
then youll give some dweebyass laugh into the phone and screech GOT YOU and hang up
all the while under the false impression that you are in fact actually funny
and i cant let that happen
i cant let that go unpunished john
Not the fuck your hot 8utt kind of thing. Gr8!
You should just tell them what kind of thing you are.
"Attention loooooooosers, I am not a hot 8utt fucking kind of thing with Dave! I am this other not flushed thing!"
Friend????????
Whatever. Just don't let them push you around like some kind of gru8!
You should just tell them what kind of thing you are.
"Attention loooooooosers, I am not a hot 8utt fucking kind of thing with Dave! I am this other not flushed thing!"
Friend????????
Whatever. Just don't let them push you around like some kind of gru8!
i don't have any diseases that's just stupid.
also, you really need to stop implying i'm going to give you a std, you'll make people think you're serious.
also, you really need to stop implying i'm going to give you a std, you'll make people think you're serious.
we're friends, yep.
i mean, people still draw stuff of me and him even though we haven't spoken to each other in a year.
i mean, people still draw stuff of me and him even though we haven't spoken to each other in a year.
uh... i guess i miss him but obviously not in that way!
please
jesus thinks i am completely hot shit and you know it
he rose up after three days with a morning woodie just for me
easter is actually a celebration in my honor
all the rabbits and eggs are just implying i can make a whole room pregnant just by walking in
he gives me one on one tips
when i get down on my knees to pray he whispers back in my ear
dont fuck johns hot butt
hes got crabs
jesus thinks i am completely hot shit and you know it
he rose up after three days with a morning woodie just for me
easter is actually a celebration in my honor
all the rabbits and eggs are just implying i can make a whole room pregnant just by walking in
he gives me one on one tips
when i get down on my knees to pray he whispers back in my ear
dont fuck johns hot butt
hes got crabs
[ yeah he really thinks vriska's a crazy fuck that's too bad ]
i have dave and jade with me for all the talking and ghostbusting.
i mean davesprite.
it'll be pretty great when we get to meet up with everyone else though.
i have dave and jade with me for all the talking and ghostbusting.
i mean davesprite.
it'll be pretty great when we get to meet up with everyone else though.
you don't have to dress up for me or anything. i doubt you can find anything appropriate on your meteor.
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