memes & agents

[latetowork]

Stop tossing me at government officials.

Phones do not have a sexuality, as they are inanimate objects. You cannot "ship" mine and Aaron Hotchner's.

That is all.

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[testofwill]

Superheroes, pancakes... He tried soccer and I ended up coaching and I knew nothing about soccer. The only way to learn is to jump in.

[latetowork]

[whoa whoa whoa no]

...I'm not having kids. It's not a possibility.

[testofwill]

Kids aren't for everyone. But sometimes that is the only way to learn. [Just pointing that out.]

[latetowork]

I'm kind of dead, Detect.

That gets in the way, last I checked.

[testofwill]

Yeah, that might... be slightly problematic.

[Just what did one say to that sort of revelation? Really?]

[latetowork]

[Oh, and the love of his life died.

All for humans not to get killed. Poor guy.]

Killed the libido for good, really. No more pie.

[testofwill]

Yeah, I'm... pretty sure mine's dead, too. Except for the occasional glance. But that's about as far as it goes anymore. [He shrugged.] Libidos might be overrated.

[latetowork]

What about Cherry Garcia Pie?

[AND SUDDENLY WE'RE TWELVE AND THIRTEEN AGAIN]

[testofwill]

[So Hotch counts off points on his fingers.] Yes, she's pretty, but she's too young, she's taken, and she's my subordinate.

[latetowork]

[teehee subordinate]

Well, maybe you'll find someone, maybe you won't. Life's not exactly plotted out. We have to find our own path.

[testofwill]

I'm not that worried about it. I barely have time to be a father. Dating is... off the table.

[latetowork]

It seems like you have your priorities in order, at least. That's something.

[testofwill]

I've been trying to keep them in order. It... got shoved in my face, how out-of-whack my priorities had gotten.

[latetowork]

Your face is still there, so I'm assuming you told it what was what and fixed what needed fixing.

[testofwill]

My son's mother was killed and I killed the man who did it with my bare hands. I'm the only parent he has now. I can't work as much as I used to. I can't forget myself and stay at the office. He's my child. My responsibility. There's no being preoccupied anymore.

[latetowork]

...well, it seems like we just needed to share lots of things, huh?

[testofwill]

You asked. I answered.

[latetowork]

Is that why you went into the FBI, or did it happen because you were in it?

[testofwill]

It happened because I was already in it. Because I refused to make a deal with a killer.

[latetowork]

Again, your priorities seem to be in order.

I'm sure Jack is already proud of his father, and loves him a great deal.

[testofwill]

He dressed up as me once. For Halloween.