memes & agents

[latetowork]

Stop tossing me at government officials.

Phones do not have a sexuality, as they are inanimate objects. You cannot "ship" mine and Aaron Hotchner's.

That is all.

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[testofwill]

I thought we'd established that my phone is gay. [And it was amusing as hell.]

[latetowork]

[oshi-]

Gay or not, they're inanimate objects, like toasters and blenders.

Or chocolate cakes.

[testofwill]

Never tell any of my team about that.

[latetowork]

I don't know any of your team.

I guess I'll just have to tell everyone I meet that I know an FBI agent who likes stale cake and purple pie.

[testofwill]

I can deal with that. They already know about Spongebob. They don't need to know about cake, too.

[latetowork]

And the giraffes? What about them?

[testofwill]

That depends on context.

[latetowork]

Context, or if you're at the zoo?

[testofwill]

They might know giraffes are my favourite animal. They don't know that I like long necks. There are some things you don't discuss with coworkers.

[latetowork]

Oh, right. You weren't getting any cakes or pies for your co-workers.

I'm sure there's all sorts of rules against that.

[testofwill]

It's Garcia who brings the pastries.

[latetowork]

Are they any good?

[testofwill]

She is a fantastic baker. I highly recommend anything she brings.

[latetowork]

...are we still talking in context of our auto-corrects for cake, or are we talking about literal cake now? I need clarification.

[testofwill]

[He had to stifle a laugh.] Literal cake. I have no idea about the double-entendre meaning. You'd have to ask her boyfriend.

[latetowork]

[No, he's not going there.]

Maybe I'll catch her next time I visit, then.

[testofwill]

She's the blonde with glasses who sparkles wherever she goes.

[Hell of a mental image, isn't it?]

[latetowork]

[There is no such thing as Twilight in Neo's mind, so the obvious joke is missed.]

...she sparkles.

Hmn.

[testofwill]

And blooms. ...And rainbows, sometimes.

[latetowork]

Is she a human or rehabilitated Poison Ivy?

[testofwill]

She's human, but I think she'd like that comparison.

[latetowork]

It's not the best, really. Poison Ivy was allergic to normal clothes, so unless she could coat herself in really really thick rainbows...

[testofwill]

That might just be what Garcia wears sometimes. I think I've seen her in a plain colour all of three times.

[latetowork]

Poison Pastry.

I'm sure she's a hell of a gal.

[testofwill]

She's a genius in her own way. Our hacker. I've seen her do things with a computer that I never would've thought possible.