Canon is Golden Girls

[golden_girl_sophia]

Okay, so you got us all here now. And you're planning to play any of us exactly how often? If you weren't so picky, you might be able to, oh I don't know, find a game to put us in.

Not that I don't mind a bit of retirement.  I'm over eighty years old, I've put in my time and I'm quite happy to just live with the Girls.  Of course you don't have any of them up here in your head.  A lot of freaks, if you ask me, not that I haven't seen my share of 'em, I should be used to it, but the range of freaks you have!  If a shrink ever got their hands on this list, they'd probably institutionalize you just for how random you are.

You know what?  Never mind.  Don't look for a game.  Tonight's my night to clean out my purse anyway.

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[anti_ventrue]

you should be careful with that. I've heard some of those purses are like bottomless pits.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[She grins.]

Why do you think I do it weekly?

[Actually, its partly because any food she doesn't want to eat or wants to take home with her, she hides in the purse and if she didn't clean it often, it becomes quite disgusting.]

[anti_ventrue]

Ha. My mother had the same problem with her purse sometimes.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia scowls.]

I don't have a problem because I keep my weekly appointment.

[She pats the purse.]

[anti_ventrue]

My apologies, then. It was a poor choice of words.

[golden_girl_sophia]

Yeah? Just you remember that. I'm old but that don't mean I'm stupid.

[anti_ventrue]

I'd never dream of saying such a thing. My dad's about your age, and I wouldn't think it of him, either.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[She looks him up and down.]

Baby of the family? Your dad a cradle robber?

[In that if his dad is her age, then Johnathan should look much older.]

[deus_ex_typewriter]

I think you mean "eighty years young</>", dear.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Excuse Sohpia as she has a fangirl moment.]

Oh my God! Angela Lansbury!?

[deus_ex_typewriter]

[Yeah, Jessica gets that a lot]

I'm sorry, who?

You must have mistaken me for someone else. My name is Jessica Fletcher.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia my die of a heart attack right now. Usually stars wanted to be seen as themselves and not as their character, but who was she to judge?]

Well you're not Bert Reynolds, but Jessica Fletcher. Oh the girls will never believe this one. I'm a huge fan of your show.

[Books, she meant books, it came out show.]

Sophia, you are adorable

[deus_ex_typewriter]

Ah, yes. Well...I'm afraid I can't take all the credit, you know. They have screenwriters who adapt my stories these days. Some episodes, they don't even use one of my books at all!

But thank you.

She's a tad rusty, so thank you XD

[golden_girl_sophia]

And you let the get away with that? You shouldn't, you know.

[She points a finger at Jessica.]

You let them do it once and next thing you know they'll be walking all over you. And your a woman! You already gotta work twice as hard.

That's okay; I'm still trying to adjust to Jessica :)

[deus_ex_typewriter]

Oh, I work plenty hard enough, thank you.

Sometimes, it's nice to step back and let a few youngsters take over. Gives them a chance to bring out their own inherent gifts.

:)

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia shrugs.]

If you want the youngus to take everything and ruin all you've built, it's your call.

[Um, Sophia doesn't edit her thoughts.]

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Mmm. Lacking the people we would like to actually have around seems to be a common issue with these muns, ma'am.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[She frowns.]

That isn't reassuring.

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

[...whoops, nice job, Deneb. Time to try and recover from that.]

Ah--well, that's why the muns tend to come together, though - to unite the ones looking for people important to them!

[golden_girl_sophia]

So... the girls might be around here... somewhere?

[She misses her friends. Not that she can't get on without them, but she likes living with them.]

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

[Deneb nods!]

That's quite possible, ma'am!

[golden_girl_sophia]

Oh, that would be nice, then. But tell me. What do we do about them?

[She points to the muns.]

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Them...

Ah, well. Unfortunately, we're quite stuck with them for the time being...

[sundrophair]

Oh, that's not nice. I bet those people you're calling freak are very nice!

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia looks at the other muses in the head.]

They might be nice. But they're still freaks. Of course, the mun is the freakiest of them all.